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* * Excuses on How to Save Face after a Bad Valentines Day





Did you have a bad Valentines day or spent it with someone you didn’t like? Every year, some people are guilted into spending the night with someone on V-day just because they don’t want to hurt the other person’s feelings, or plain and simple, they’re just lonely. My advice to all of you, try using one of these lines to break it off as soon as February 15 hits.

• “It doesn’t matter that it was Valentine’s Day, just think of it as a normal booty call.”

• “I showed you what love is; now go and spread it.”

• “Love lasts forever, but what we had was lust.”

• “I was lonely; I took what I could get.”

• “Love is blind, but if it could see, I’m sure it would change its mind.”

• “I thought I was in a dream but soon realized it was a nightmare.”

• “I was drunk, and when I’m drunk, I love everyone!”

• “Come on you know what they say, Pay it forward.”

• “Sorry hunnie but you looked better last night; I think we should go our separate ways.”

• “Look at me, I can’t be with just one person.”

 

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