C’mon guys, stop calling L.I. girls whores. They’re stupid conceited bitches with no class. All girls are whores always remember that. -shocker
To that blond chick working at the A/V equipment room, YOU ARE HOT!!! come and meet me at the goodyear 901E- silverspoon
To the girl in PSE, cant believe your still around. Everytime I see you I always feel the heat from within. Dump your boyfriend and go out with me.-The lonely samurai
RIP Nics 9” coack. It will be missed forever and ever! I will still love you though!
Hey Buffalo Butt
To the freshman in CFA with the as crack that always hangs out...where some underwear and pants that FIT! We’re sick of siing your nasty fat ass
To the asshole who handed out the free Louis Black Tickets. Fuck youi and S.A. in the ass with a big pointy stick!!!
To the QUAB who weahrs Dior- let’s just bang and be done with it!- Some hot Dude
Hear ye, Hear ye, i would like to announce that the queen is currently wet.
To the TA in COM class: when you cme around in those short skirts, and tight pants to take attendance thats the best part of class. When you get to the top why don’t you give me a lil bend!
To J-man at the Sphere party who wanted to bite my nipple rings on my big tits: Anytime baby, anytime. Your Hot, have your people call mine and we’ll do each other.
To the brothers of Sammy, How long until your pledges start drinking beer from each other’s ass cracks? Pleadge Sigma Alpha Mu, a non-homosexual depledge.
Pledging a frat=gay sex, no matter what, just suck it up.......literallly
To all the motherfuckers in this damn world: get a life and stop screwing others over..
You pulse editors are so damn fine can we have an orgy? I hurd ya’ll have giant dongs! Love, your secret fan club.
What ever happened to “create your own orifice to fuck day”- Goodman in bed
To all the bi-curious and or closet gay guys on campus: if you decide to stare at us “out” gay guysat least say “hi”
MILKY! you are so fucking annoying. stop talking to me before I punch you in the face. Get a tan and a life!
To the girl who sits in front of me, take all that makeup off then slob on my nob.
To the fucking fat LI JAPS stop being whores and bitches.- From the other LI-ers
Not Guilty BPD!
Ladies stop being pussies and make the first move. Be agressive and make a guy happy.
UB Frat Boys- You all suck! If you could keep it hard lke you say you can, then you would have been worth the lay!
well you sure know from experience
Wearing FUBU, drinking malt liquor and talking ghetto doesnt make you black. yuoi AZN frats act like retards. You’re not black and you never will be!
To the lousy homophobic guy who wrote about the chalking int he spectrum-why dont you go complain about that your thumping closet stories. from your BUFU buddy.
To the drunkard in Norton we know you’re not drinkin Cherry Coke..unless cherry coke makes yu shitfaced and smells like booze. Don’t drink unless you bring enough for the class.
Ok I’m Rloaded!
To the guys in CFA, stop being so gay together. There’s tons of around. And your two friends need to stop dating fat girls.
To the 3 guys from NT, you fags are the worst thing in that fair city now. People are tired of hearing your all night fucking fiascos. Burn in hell!
I want you so bad.
Tanua Nicole I love your mole, and when you pass I’d like to touch that ass.
To the guy who reminds me of the actor fomr “Dead Man On Campus”..I wanna suck your pipes clan. Look for me I’m always watching.-Lil Blondie
Who the fuck is Jess and who gives a shit who she is???!!!
Young bums of Buffalo, It’s time to get ride of the “Turangos” fake tTimberlands that look like Durangos, Shealins and fake Coogi sweaters. Thats so corny. Watch some new videos on BET and get back to the real stylists when your ready- NYC
thanks for the advice. I’ll get right on that as soon as you suck my dick.
Attention GIRLS!!! Loganberry isn’t Burberry, The converse stilettoes are played now and you can’t have a knock off of a knock off. No Manono’s, John Madden’, Steve Maddens or anything else that isnt Manolo. Save your refund or workstudy cheks to get the real deal!
well at least I’m not a fat long island slut
Mic check please! one two, one two...Can I buss now? Good!
I can’t wait till yu get back to school. Im looking forward to hanging out with you. Yuor number one groupie.
Who is toothache?
Go home and wash your Alfs from your undies! No you cant have my cheese its.
To the people at the CFA speakers series, stop asking so many damn questions and shut the hell up. We wanna go home.
To the black guy w/ the gray knit cap who was in the math building: I still like your hat, and I want you so bad. How bout we add 1+1?-Buttercup.
Dear Miles, If you’re reading this, then you already know. The room has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, everything. We’re in the Super 8 motel. I love you N.
Goodbye, Elliot Smith. We love you; you’ll be missed. Figure 8. 1969-2003
To the asshole who sits behind me in Chem 101 mwf, I don’t like you, just get over the fact that I’m in love with that “douche bag” shave your beard, its so David Blaine, you fucking homo!
To stillerific of PLF stop teasing us with your sex body when you are in the union. Every night I bust out my 18 inch dildo and go crazy on myself thinking of you. When do I get your cock? Call us -the 3 blonds from the union.
jesus, thats assertive.
