M. Lane: I feel like the typical Jewish girl saying this, but swallowing after giving a blowjob is just gross. It tastes so bad. Salty, creamy, gross I want to puke when I taste it.

Jade: Correct me if I’m wrong but once the “job” is done you are already tasting the salty cream, swallowing is the logical next step. And easier keeping the stuff in your mouth longer just to spit it out.

M: Then why take it in your mouth at all? Just ask him to finish himself off somewhere else. I like to stop the blowjob and just ride him the rest of the way.

J: If you are going to finish him off with sex that’s fine and I recommend it. But if you are going to make him tell you before he comes so you can stop what you are doing and jerk him off, well that’s just bad table manners. Next time he is getting to boiling point, look up at him, take a deep breath (through your nose) and just keep on going. His reaction will be worth the few minutes of salty cream.

M: Bad table manners? And how many guys have gone down on you and complained about the smell. I think he should be thankful for the little he gets.

J: First of all, there have been no complaints in the punani odor department, thank you very much! And when a guy goes down on me I expect him to get in there and do what he came to do–and I pride myself on my ability to return the favor.