Christ is back up in the Resurrection
The Passion for Teenage Girls
So Pauline, Rachel, Isabel, Debra, Erin and myself all went to see the new Mel Gibson movie because he was sooooooo gorgeous in What Women Want. Oh my god (hehe get it…God…) that movie was hilarious and adorable and oh I love Helen Hunt. Except I saw it with Mark and well he turned out to be a total jackass ewwww gross Mark. Anyways, The Passion or whatever it was called should have just been called “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the movie” hahahahah I am so funny. All my friends tell me so, like one time I told this joke in lunch and Rachel laughed so hard she squirted milk out of her nose.
So the movie is about Jesus, like that dude on all those bracelets everyone was wearing a few years ago but Debra and I thought they were sooo hideous and refused to wear them. Anyways this Jesus dude says some shit and has a big dinner party one night. Oh boy I cannot wait until Isabel and I have our big dinner party and invite all our friends and my mom said I could have some wine there. Oh man, Jesus and his friends seemed to really like the wine except they never drank it they just talked about it and Jesus mentioned something about drinking his blood. Ewwww drinking blood. I bet Sam, Isaac, and Neil do that. They are the goth kids and they are so nasty and wear eyeliner and ugly t-shirts and Neil has dandruff and I so bet they drink blood on the weekends in Sam’s basement. You don’t think Jesus and his friends were goth kids, do you?
Oh my God (hehe I did it again) this movie is so gross. Like in this one scene where Jesus was being whipped by these dudes and the whip dug into his skin and flesh flew out. Sooo gross and Debra looked like she was going to hurl and I felt like I was going to hurl, actually we all agreed we were ready to hurl. Some parents had their children in there and they were screaming and crying and I was soo sad Oh babies are so cute. I babysit for the Thompson twins and they have the cutest little girls you have seen in the world. They should be entered in a contest.
Oh man I had to tell you this because this one character, Judas because Oh my God did he ever remind me of my EX best friend Jennifer. Judas betrayed Jesus just like Jennifer did when I told her I liked Steve Suderburger (only the cutest boy at our school) and she soo knew I was crushing. But the bitch went and stole Steve from right under my nose and I just felt so hurt because I had been there for Jenny when her Uncle died and she told me my friendship was sooooo important to her. So Jennifer was just like Judas in that movie well except for Jenn hasn’t hung herself oh I wish she were dead oh my heheheheh I so didn’t say that. Guys, I am soo bad.
So that movie was soo gross and you know Mel Gibson was not in it at all. I mean why keep talking about him if he isn’t in the movie at all. So we all wanted our money back because we wanted to see Mel Gibson but he was nowhere to be found. Whatever! So all us girls went back to my house and watched reruns of Full House. Man do I love that show or don’t I. That and Saved By the Bell oh my God I want to marry Zack Morris.