To all the hicks that keep talking shit about people from L.I...geta life, some new clothes and get some!
Babyboy-I know you lbve me, but you must simply admit that I love you more and now everyone knows it. I win. SMOOCHES, Babygirl
You know your from LI when your campus cash shows upo in scientific notation
Pink + Stink= Shocker
Bottom floor Alumni Chic when can I massage those huge mammaries? Throw me a towel to wipe the cum off my meatball.
To the girl in PSY, who are you to tell the prof that they have 5 min to teach. you are so damn stupid and I want to bash your skull in with a baseball bat.
Do the biscuits keep flowing?
To the colored haired clown girl, whats up with that? The circus called and they want their fucking wig back!
HEY HOMIE!!!! (the clown that is)
M, you give toal quality its name and i can bet my cock isnt lean and it will make your juices flow.
So if I buy a 30 pack for you what kind of respect do I get? The same kind as Vaginal Warts you fuckheads. Grow some ballz biacth.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SMACK...I’m Rick James Bitch!!!
I miss my SARS I hope she doesn’t catch Mad Cow in London
Happy Anniversary you sexy beast
To the kikd whos late into class everyday. shut the fuck up and stop walking so loud- The whole class
To the assholses who hope all the adult learners rot in hell: Be careul we’re old enough to have fucked your parents, yet young enough to fuck you. Love the Geriatric crew
To all the LI girls, when i hold the door for you don’t say thank you, your voice goes through my brain like nails...just open wide and say “aaaahhh” .
Don’t give me that “your just jealous b.s.” I am from LI too and the only difference is I have more class and I don’t lie about my money.
Chem TS looking for Swedish roommate must look hot in boxers, know chem and want to hydrolize your hot body!
To the kid who uses hand soap as body wash- I hate your gay underground rap and your not cool because you hang out in Pistachios.
To the guy who left a note on my car, why dont you come to PSY more often. Maybe we can talk some time- Girl with Cavalier
To E in DSP, last night was so great. you can put it in my ass now.- your BF Bong
To the girl in the fifth row with the coloned scarf and pea coat: Where were you the other day? I missed you. I am into camel too if you catch my drift.
Matchbox for life
To our profressor - go fuck yourself. Who gives a fuck aobut your book. Follow these directions carefully: 1 remove pole from ass, 2 place a cock in mouth and 3 suck vigorously until it explodes. Love your entire class
CALLING ALL LI’ERS!!! I want some head!
Once you pop you can’t stop
To the people who are concerned with the frat in Pistachios: we use our own money for drugs and you’re just jealous because we have slaves and get more ass than you .
Mohawk or not? I’m taking a pole, please respnd.
To the person who wrote “spike lives” all over the 5th floor of Lockwood you’re awesome.
Busta is not a greeek letter. maybe BK stands for Burger King and Not Beta Kappa you’re fat Bitches
Beer Pong Mondays at my place!