Generation : Current Issue

To the other kid from Westchester- stop grabbing girls asses and blaming it on being drunk. You horny bastard! You are worse than

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRYAN!!

To my slutty hoebag roommate. Why do you need a different guy to study with each night If you’re gonna be a player, you should at least use guys for sex and not homework. The bunny gnome is back…bring it!

I used to have a slutty roommate....ahhh those were the days

To the TA who teaches PHY101 learn to write on the F-in chalkboard w/out making my ears bleed.

C.E. do double ds you are such a freakin prick. Quit blowing UGC111 list servers dick.

After reading what the Bushite wrote, I feel competent in offering my left testicle for sucking. Cheers

To the bitch who stole the pink ribbon off my car in the Richmond lot. I’m going to key to shit out of your nice altima, and then leave sweaty tit marks on your windshield.

Sounds like you wanna get some

To the most annoying girl in BUFFALO, STOP BEING SO SLUTTY YOU LITTLE ELF! YOU HAVE THE BIGGTEST HEAD I HAVE EVER SEEN FOR SUCH A SMALL PERSON! PEACE AND LOVE!

Gome-Dog I want your sexy body all over me. I’ve been wanting you for a long time, so put it on me! And oh yeah, F**K L’s long live M’s—from your S.A.

Hot dude Train your dog or else we’ll train Molson to bite your dick off. –Love your housemates P.S. Lay off the fat chicks that goes for you too Pierre

Yarr! Thar’s an arse of beauty! Ye humped me bunghole Well! Pirate Pete

Z don’t wet no bed

you need to learn how to write before you submit anymore personals

Hey Candice! Eat your veggies

Rules

What do far chicks and motor scooters have in common? They’re fun to ride until somebody sees that shit! I saw it, now hide that hippo

Only the power of goodness can defeat these monsters –Grandpa

I gots mad skillZ

It’s just like that old saying: first there is the lettuce and then comes the tomato

Pork anyone?

I wish that girl would stop staring at me, I just got off the treadmill I CAN’T HELP THAT I WAS SWEATING!!

To all the other gay half-assed steal our money parties: I’m guessing that you won’t be cleaning our classrooms from your Fucking Flyers.—students sympathetic to the janitorial staff

To the guy who wrote the thong personal, you suck… of course I wanna know what type of underwear she’s wearing.

Girls. No one wants to look at your BACK FAT cover up, please

To that cute Israeli kid in fargo I never know how good a blowjob could be till you

So aren’t personals supposed to be personal? Anyways I’m seeking a tall thin male who is only looking for a one night stand or a once in a blue chain of night stands. I’m a SBF looking for a no strings attached hook up if interested write in next personals…(ugly people don’t write back)

To the hot comp lit TA from Transylvania Romania-I want to havce your babies or die trying—Love the guy who was in your class 3 years ago. Hit me up =)

Baird Point is looking awfully good today!

Whenever I think of Baird Point I think of my stoner friends....I miss you guys

To all the non-flushers in the dorms. Flush it you sick, lazy freaks.

A good woman is like a pile of garbage: fresh and exciting

Everybody get down! It’s a fire drill!

Support our Astronauts

Fuck PDA!!! Get a room. No one wants to see that shit!! Especially on the stairs coming down in Capen.

How come all of you scumy college students never tip your goddamn waitresses. If you expect us to keep serving your ass pull out at least a buck. We need drinks at the end of the night too. You come into our stores and expect quality service and we remember the cheap people. That’s when spit ends up in your food.

There’s always more to do when no one hands in personals!

I fucked your mom thats right I fucked her good and hard.

You reclaim your virginity if you don’t have sex in 6 months

Jake got me sick and he sucks for that

These personals sucks

Yeah I agree

So do I

We are the same person

wakka