PERSONALS
YO Generation, your photo editor is so hot!! Please print full page pictures of him. I want his hot body—A Hot Girl (not Dan)
To DJ Damian, Rock on! Don’t let the man get you down.—From Punk Fried Rice
To the other kid from Westchester & his friends. First off, it was only one girls ass. Kind of like a compliment. Was it really that huge of a deal??? And secondly, I will blame whatever the hell I want on being drunk!
‘Sup
Minion: Sire, shall I sent a squadron of troops after ones who posses the last sacred jewel Emporer Horn: No we posses six of the seven sacred jewels. Once we have the last our plan to conquer the world will be complete. Whoever posses the last jewel will undoubtedly come to us.
What the hell was that?
Want to see how your mandatory Activity Fee is really used? …
Stop sending Club Advertisements.. you have to pay for that shit
Dead Meat Boy: how are you today? Still smelling like rancid feces? What a romp. Write back I would like to do some tenderizing. I’m waiting for your spicy asaigo sauce all over my body. Btw wash your sheets, they fail the blacklight test. Shaven…not stirred I am the clitmaster, master of all clits, overseeing of boobs , lord of boom boom town. All bow. Boom Boom in the Zoom Zoom
Granola: You manipulative skinny bitch. I hope you know about karma cause using boys for money will come right back to you. Dial someone who cares.
To that girl America and her cute friend, put away your toy Mr. Whitney and come jump on my toy. Our threesome will be sooo hot, neither one of you have ever done it with a toothless man.
A coward?!!!? I’ll prove to you I’m not a coward. I’ll avenge my father and I’ll find that sale at JC Pennies.
Gordon: yeah? We’ll there’s a little subject, I’d like you to shed some light on. Shadow Man: Oh yeah? What’s that? Gordon: Dying! **shoots shadow man in the face** Shadow man: AAAAGh!!
From the Bitch with weird glasses and blonde hair: I cover more territory than just south campus you tiny ass slut bag. Don’t be jealous that although you can flirt with my men, I can touch their wieners anytime I want.
Fluffy Squirrel looking for big fat elephant. Must have their own costume. Men or women or animals welcome. Write in the next personals if interested.
9 Months is such a long time. I don’t know if I can handle it. It’s all to much for me, I’m hungry now.
To all the losers on the football team: you’re not that hot. Stop walking around campus like ya’ll are the shit. Win TWO games and then you might get respect from me. Maybe if ya’ll went to class more than sitting in the union, you’d probably have more than dumb broads around. Shout out to Shooks, Killa and Snypa
Who the fuck rats on their roommate and pledge brother, fuck you and your mother you Israeli asshole from all of us.
The intramural soccer official with the white Galant is the sexy girl at UB.
Special Ed, you have to be the sluttiest virgin I know. Stop thinking glasses make you smarter cuz you still smell bad. Coastin your eye Bitch.
Mine could take yours anyday. But oh wait! As far as we’re concerned you don’t exsist. Get a life.
Intramural officials rock!
NILBOG!!!! Goblin spelt backwards
To all the hack-haters: Fuck you!
To the dragqueens in the Student Union: your sexy boi pussy milkshakes bring all the boys to yard!!
Student A: What’s another 5 letter word for Cathy Student B: Five Letters…hmm Whore! Love Your Secret Admirer
Hey, what’s wrong with a little ManSex education? I’m gonna ask my advisor to register me for Mansex101
To the dorks Anime in flag room…Grow up!! That shit is for dumb people….weirdos Piojo
Urfine let me be more clear I want to be the one that is big into your smaller things in life, and often, and then some more, and some more after that. When this happens is up to you, and I’m not really sure where we’ll find the time for all this dirty dirty. Looks like we’ll be busy playing catch up on the weekends.—big kitty
To the hott Lehman RA, I’d like you to jump my gunz
This is for the hottest girl in my PM class, C. You are so hot. When can I get a chance to romance you I know you have a man but can I get with you. By the way where did you get that big ass from. Damn! The guy who sits next to you in class
I’d like some S –love
You fine sexy thing, I want to get naked with you everyday. As each day passes your beauty increases day by day, night after night, we should be here together tonight you’d only say no. That’s not right. Is that the bus that I hear coming? I think maybe it might
To emo, you aint got those phat beats. Your words don’t even flow. Stop being a pussy-ass bitch and go drink some hpnotiq –RAP
I’ve got the dribblies and the krumps in ’04 foreva!!!
FINE- Speechless (is that goo?) Oh, I’ll make you understand what it’s like to be at a loss for words alright!—BK
I’d like to have sex in an elevator
