Single Jewish Boy, 20 looking for single Jewish girl. Good at Quark, Editor In Chiefs need not apply.
Death to Art! The written will rule!—Words
I love literary and Todd Natti’s Arse
Where do you get the balls?
Nein!!!
Single white nonsmoking male seeks tall, athletic, african goddess with white hair and blue eyes. Controlling the weather is a must-call big d.
To the LI girl with the big tits in PSY: I’m GAY stop hitting on me already.
16 West Girls are hot.
Yo Icon, a legend misses her other half! Let’s burn….
Personals: What does it mean actually? You get distorted information from somewhere and then go back to your dorm room and write countless personals that really don’t make any sense. I’m fucking tired of that. Meet me face to face to change my naughty attitude! Let’s see what happens.
Do you realize, that you just did exactly what you hate AND you typed it on computer paper…
To the fat bitch in my polish class. If you only come to class once a month why come? You suck at polish anyways and you think you’re sweet. Try studying slut. Love, your polish class.
To the fine lady at UB. You are sexy. Meet me on 9/20/04. Yes that is back in time but I have a time machine. So meet me on 11/3/04 to go back to 9/20/04. See you sweet cheeks: saucy ass is my victory.
No, no the jets suck.
Woot
Damn cat ate my computer
To the dumbass who sits next to me in Polish101. I can’t help you all the time. Why don’t you study sometime. Love P-diddy
The place where all your wildest dreams come true-Zubazpants
To the spectrum photo chick, tall long dark hair wears hoodies a lot. I see you in the CFA all the time, can I have your number you have the best smile. You make my day when I see you..
I’m from the hood stupid
Shaniqua don’t live here no moe. So stop calling me—spaulding 3
I wanna be a Buffalo Bill-We fucking rock and make other teams ill. Fuck the announcers fetish with the wind, we’ll stick Tom Brady in the loony bin! We’re gonna win, we have no doubt we saw Takeo Spikes at the airport. He’s so big he’ll take you ass to court so everyone who says that Buffalo sucks, Go back home you’re a bunch of fucks!
I am sooooo hungry for your polish box lunch
To all the fake Yankees fans who only watch them in the post season. Enjoy watching the Curse be broken—Real
I guess the Curse was broken..so there ya go
To the hacky sack hater, I can budget my time with fun AND class unlike you who can only jerk off and whine about others. We know you’re just jealous of the mad skills so if you want to play too no need to cry for help in the personals, just ask us.
Tall Brunette with huge rack eager for large dick. Call me and ask for Cox
Do you know the liquor man, the liquor man, the liquor man,? Do you know the liquor man that lives in goodyear hall? Yes I know the liquor man, the liquor man, the liquor man. Yes I know the liquor man, because that’s who I am—The liquor man supporting your need for alcoholic beverages
How are long island girls like dog shit? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up!!! Hot Carl
Hey my past JAP “Pity Fucks” You were so drunk and coked, you swear yo heard me say you were “hot”, but what I really said was You look like 165 pounds of slut in a 100 pound bag. Tis was me the “Butt Dipper” AKA the Anal Assaulter The Tanned Bitch Slayer
To the gay kid with the black hair and I-Pod. I saw your pussy attempt to hit the truck during homecoming week. I heard you also got mugged by your roommate. My cock is ready and waiting for your ass. If you blow me off, I’ll blow something on you RG and MK
To all the girls at UB: I am absolutely sick of tired of you all assuming that us guys are supposed to take the risk and ask you out in order start a relationship. I am tired of taking the fucking risk and fucking getting rejected every single time I try to start one. So I say it’s about time you actually tried to start something. And if you get rejected, well it’s like anything else, that’s life. Everyone else has to put up with the same thing, you’re no different from all the rest.
