CLASSIFIEDS
Bands Wanted: To play at WNY’s largest all ages venue, Xtreme Wheels. We are the local music showcase with professional lights, sound, and stage, located 10 minutes from campus at 356 Hertel Avenue, Buffalo. Great opportunity to earn money. For venue info email info@xtreme-wheels.com. Visit www.xtreme-wheels.com.
Paintball Players Wanted: for Buffalo’s only indoor paintball facility located 10 minutes from campus at 356 Hertel Avenue, Buffalo. Great prices on paintballs and equipment. Rentals available. After hours available for groups of 10 or more. This is a swat, kill and destroy course unlike any course you have ever played. For more info call Sal at 716-609-3177. Visit www.xtreme-wheels.com.
Skaters Wanted: Skateboarders, inline skaters, and bmx’ers to ride ramps and rails at Xtreme Wheels Indoor Skate Park, the only indoor skate park in all of WNY. Located 10 minutes from campus at 356 Hertel Avenue, Buffalo. College discount day on Friday’s. Visit www.xtreme-wheels.com.
PERSONALS
To the cute RA who lives on the third floor of porter, your hot want to get a cup of coffee sometime—Student in need of resident advising.
To the hacky-sack chick with long black hair who’s awfully cute…you single? –from the chick who thinks you’re awfully cute
To the polish boy. I love your Goatee, please call me soon! Your Dutch lover P.S. your friend is a pussy.
Kona’ Sto’ Azna, Hatchitin’ shit since ’86.
To the two bitches in com240- We are all adults in this class. Don’t address us like we not on the same level. Call me bitch again and you gone wish you never did “Let’s go. If you want it you can it let me kno…”-Trick Daddy
To the fat clown with the purple afro in ecology, nobody likes you. Shut the fuck up or kill yourself. Either way, the world would be a better place. Better yet, you should join the circus you would fit in better as a sideshow-Love, everyone within an earshot of you.
LITLLE BOY!!! You know who you are. I’m so happy that we needed a new stove. I’m crazy about you and I don’t even care if this message sounds really weird. I love like nothing else!—Some little girl.
To the gorgeous girl who went to the party as Jasmine. The more I see you the more your amazing smile reminds me of Angelina Jolie. I didn’t have the nerve to talk to you then and I still don’t. But I hada let you know how fucking gorgeous you are—Clark Kent.
Teddy says NO!
To author of “How to Give a Good Blowjob” How about you nibble and chew on my grundle? From a guy who loves to get his grundle slobbed on
Thanks for the compliment but taken unless you’re up for some hot 3-way action—gorgeous skateboarder.
Time flys when you’re having fun. Hot dogs fly when you squeeze the bun-Congratulations BL’s we love you! Xoxo
Yo DJ Damian, shut up I’m tired of hearing about how the man has put you down. Get over it!
To all the guys who don’t have the balls to say anything to the hott girls in your classes and enter personals instead; they’re never gonna talk to your pussy asses if you don’t say something to them in person. But keep sending in personals, you give me something to laugh at in class—a guy with balls
To the people who found and returned a black prada wallet from the Alexander Preview: thanks a lot. Even though you took my money…thanks a lot still
Music majors do rock. Not all MM’s play instruments. They just know how to break it down.
Campbells: Come on baby light our fire
For the person who wrote CAN is a scam, GO suck a cock! It’s called business ownership that’s why you pay. Your just made because your broke + $500 to you sounds like a million. P.S. Don’t hate, being broke its just what you are use to Bitch.
You know what business ownership is? The automatic spelling checker had to change half your words to even be somewhat correct English. Good luck with that business major…
“Masturbation is bad for your memory and some other shit that I can’t remember now…”
To the geology major whose bra size is the capital of Lybia—I want to be your sex slave!—You’re personal Rock Specimen
To ust be -J, nt no ut you aint seen chit yet you fucking prejudice tramp-a-whores. You don’t know me or what I am capable of doing so do the entire class a favor and kill yourselves…in the meant time to the one with the glasses, do what you do best and suck a dick!
hot art student seeking a boyfriend who she can lose it to. She’s horny and needs a man. Look out guys she paints and draws
