Where will YOU live next year? Take our patented (not really) Generation Housing Quiz and find out.

1) Which answer best describes your current situation?

a) No car, no money, no friends

b) International/transfer student/slept through housing signup

c) Car, very little money, hounded by RAs

d) Itching to get your degree and get the hell away from these freshman savages

e) Scared to death of independence

f) Homeless, non-matriculated

2) Which drink best describes you?

a) Orange soda and Rikaloff

b) Soco & Lime

c) O.E.

d) 7 and 7

e) O’Doul’s

f) Whatever drops you can suck from the kegs behind Campus Pizza

3) What animal do you most identify with?

a) Groundhog

b) Sea gull

c) Squirrel

d) Golden Retriever

e) Deer

f) Pigeon

4) Your ideal meal is:

a) All You Can Eat Buffet

b) Fast food

c) Mac & Cheese

d) Chicken Marsala

e) Meatloaf

f) A leather boot

5) You’d like to get to class by…

a) Unnecessary shuttle bus

b) Unreliable shuttle bus

c) Your car

d) Your roommate’s car

e) Your parents’ car

f) Class?! How ‘bout some food, for Christ’s sake!

6) What is your favorite day of the week?

a) Sunday: It’s mozzarella stick night!

b) Thursday: Human car wash at Molly’s

c) Street Parking Switch Day

d) Friday: Numerous art openings are perfect opportunity to bitch about the lack of local arts community

e) Monday: Finally get away from your parents.

f) Saturday: Easy to steal food from cultural celebrations in Student Union.

7) How do you spend Sundays in warm weather?

a) Frisbee

b) Walking home

c) Recovering

d) Stroll through the park

e) Church/Chores

f) Selling your teeth for spare change

8) How do you spend Sundays in winter?

a) Pajamas & TV

b) Take in a movie

c) Shoveling/Grocery shopping

d) Museums

e) Scrabble

f) Freezing to death

9) How many roommates do you want?

a) 1-3, not counting random walk-ins

b) Do I really have a choice?

c) As many friends as you want to risk losing when they realize how dependable you aren’t

d) Only a few good friends; you’ve alienated the rest by now

e) Anyone not related

f) Hey, a warm body’s a warm body!

10) Your ideal neighbors are…

a) A jackass football player who gets drunk and breaks walls

b) A jackass med student who sells weed out of his room

c) Little kids who LOVE fireworks, throwing things, and throwing fireworks

d) Intellectuals who make you feel cooler by making you realize how “literal” you were before

e) Your little sister who has to catch the bus at 7 a.m. or get a ride from you

f) Stray dogs, garbage cans, police officers, etc.

Mostly A’s - Ellicott

Mostly B’s - South Campus dorms

C) University Heights

D) Elmwood

E) Home

F) Sleeping under a bench on the Spine