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Ode to El Bano: To thy table you bring nothing your stupid subs are forever bumping. Always rockin out the greatest hits. But youre still tryin to fine these p-hits
I don’t know if that was a P…you had really bad hand writing
“Boondock H8R boi” , you must smoke fat P.P. all day long. Boondock saints is one of the best movies ever. I’m gonna kick your “sweer” dick next time I see you, and don’t worry I’ll be able to recognize you. A boondock hater prolly looks super fucking stupid and dumb. Buck tooth Bitch! If you’re going to make fun con something, make sure it’s something that really sucks, like Family Guy. Love: Boondock LVT 69!!!
How do you know this guy doesn’t like Family Guy? You just did exactly what he did to Boondock Saints….did you realize that?
Shro—How do you get the sexiest piece of ass and not tell the whole fucking world you sexy fobber—Jalwa4eva
There’s a party in my pants and everyone is invited.
Gas, Break, Honk, Gas, Break, Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk, Punch, Punch, Punch, Gas, Gas, gas
What could be better than getting a lapdance from a crying stripper.
That’s messed up
Viva la download!
I’m the winner!
To the girl in the Schussmeisters office: I’ve never seen an ass like that, you make my pee-pee go “doing doing doing” and I want to inhale your pussy farts—Big Rob
That’s kind of gross
To the Ass Clown that dropped Broccoli Soup in Flint 301: How about you learn some respect for others and clean up for yourself. Your mom isn’t around to clean up after you, she’s around to give me head.
To the fucker who hit my del sol in the Student Union Parking lot on FRIDAY and ran away like a pussy-ass bitch with no balls who didn’t leave a note because he/she was too busy guzzling cum to even think of such a thing...DIE BITCH DIE... Karma’s a bitch...o yeah! go impotent too.
Learn how to drive UB.
To my fruity loops roomates, remember im ranked 5th in the world, you damn peruvians, irish and chinese fools will never beat me in Fifa, this jamaican cant lose. 1
I love eating pussy, don’t you??:)
No, not really.
2 the girl I met outside of Clemen who was listening to “Tool” on her CD player...your cute! Hopefully we’ll run in2 each other again in the future.
this is for all the gorgeous ladies out there that like to wear sandals all year round.your feet are so sexy keep showing them off.you don’t realize how many men are drooling over your peds.a good place for a man to be is at your feet worshipping them.i know i would love to worship your feet. if theres any ladies that are into feet please respond in here.
Hey...what happened to the advice column you guys had?Don’t tell me you eradicated it!
Happy Birthday Gonzo!! (2/19) Wanna go to the union? Or how bout the finest?
To whoever is in charge of the buses at UB- GET THE BACK DOOR TO THE BUSES FIXED so there aren’t mobs of people trying to get on the bus. Thanks- All UB bus riders.
To the pale blonde Chem 101 TA with office hours on Thursday afternoons- You’re just a TA, not god’s gift... stop being such a snot and help the students in need without the attitude- a student you pissed off.
Hey fat fuck RA, Man Voice doesn’t like you, stop doing your personal 3am rounds and stay out of our hall. Man Voice i love your little red shorts.
hey there hottie in my design for new media class, you really know how an engine works!
truth is truth
here’s your hat...what’s your hurry?
Happy Birthday CFA!!!! you rock my world!
so much time and so little to see...strike that...reverse it...
every man walks to the beat of his own drum
I have found Neverland!
wake up and smell the coffee
i dislike people who lie
you suck
mwhaha
the 80s is not dead
Hyde is da bomb
never want to come down never want to put my feet back down on the ground
check out the backpage, do it!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
to the lit editor...May 31st, be ready!
supervising editor-thanks for cleaing the office you rock my world, so hard it hurts.
production manager-baby lay that down for me
senior editor-you sexy beast
associate ediotr- puke is hot
you’re on thin ice.
your sister gives good head, don’t pretendlike you didn’t know.
