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Hey Pins Shaffe: sorry bout how things worked out—but it’s just not my style.
Note to all guys: refrain from slapping girls with your cock….Duh!
To the sexy exotic girls dressed to the nines at the warehouse on mardi gras forget the mardi gras beads you get together and bring those boas and I’ll bring some anal beads…and by the way Happy 21st birthday to the gorgeous red head—danm hommie—-XT—.
18 yr old itialian male looking for sum1 to do naked jumpin jacks in the snow with me—staten island!
GEM-I don’t go both ways-indian named phil
Hey sexy cup a joe: Your black essence makes me steamy. I want to drink you up like I do my lattes. I love your dark roasted beans. Love, white chocolate ready for a shot of your espresso…
There are 3 people I’d take a bullet for: Chad pennington. Bon Jovi and Adam Sandler. Jets baby Jets.
To the SA Vice President you can rock my socks anytime! Love, you horny constituent
Just because you’re #2 doesn’t mean you’re not #1 in my book. Spank me hard Next time you better stay awake for the blunt and fun activities that follow. But don’t let thisget to your head…that’s my job!!
To that fat bitch RA that busted us, get a fuckin life and stay in your own building.
To boondock LVR: you better be kidding about family guy sucking or I’ll get stewie to kill you.
Dear jamaica: I will show you how to get your ass handed to you fifer—Ronaldo
Fifer? Maybe that’s what it said, if you want it right, write it legibly
Playing P.I.G. for shots will revolutionize drinking.
Hey Long Island people, please don’t weart your north face jackets in the middle of summer.
Dj Damien—Don’t let ythe haters bring you down! You know they’re just jealous
I thought this DJ Damien thing was over, if not….get over it fast
To Atlanta Braves had in MGA 201 recitation: you are such a stud! The whole class wants you to show your goods!—The blonde Bombshell
It’s my birthday! Tape a 40oz to each hand and come on over!
To the orange north face Jap who was begging her mom for an extra $500 (after over drawing $1400) get a fucking life and restrict your bickering on the bus. No one wants to hear your whining Long Island accent. There’s more to life than leeching off your parents—from the girl who makes her own damn money (Queens represent!)
Hey Waldo—Remember that time you yanked me in the basement at PJ’s…that was fun! And now you’re a daddy! Call me…
Hey if you can put up with a long island chicks bitchy tude and greasy forehead for a couple of hours you are guaranteed at least head!!! Wow talk about sluts
To third floor whore: remember that one time with 77 goldfish, a hockey stick, and three tubes of anal lube? TF
To the 2 incredibly hot girls in my art classes who have a thing for B*uce’s juice- I think I am in love with you! Lasertron and Hooters on me ANYTIME girls. Porn class next semester? I’m there! Don’t forget to bring your g-string and make sure it’s made of you know what! Love
Always and Forever- the “Only When I’m Drunk in Florida” Lesbian... To the rest of the art class- don’t be intimated by our rowdiness!! P.S. You gonna eat your tots?
2 my sexy boys at Jims Steakout on Sheridan... “Is this bad?!” ... My ass is urs 4 the staring cuz I know u do it NEways... especially BoBo. 2 BoBo and the J-Man... did I mention that u have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen?! Thanks 4 the roses R. And 2 the 1 who tells the lies- b good 2 J-Unit or I’ll beat u 2 the ground! Shes a keeper! Cant wait 2 b wasted with all of u! Luv ur Steakout girl.
