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PERSONALS
To the Spectrum A&F Editor (MF), You have such a gorgeous smile. While you walk around campus, you should smile more. It brightens my day. -Mesmerized Stranger
To the cutie sitting in the back left in the shiny blue jacket in Dr. Meacham’s Tuesday and Thursday history lecture last semester, just had to tell you, you damn fine. - girl with the flag.
Jay, Its Bert your always late for breakfast, you never stay behind the green line, and can you stop it with all the damn options... I gotta go its getting Hot in here- Bert and Harley
I will not be silenced. I will not be shut up.I will speak out. I will speak my mind. For it is my right under the American Constitution. Thank you personal for reinforcing this right.
To the English girl in ENG334, isn’t it painfully obvious how much the cute history major likes you?
To the old professors who ask me out. One, you’re married. Two, you’re old enough to be my grandfather. Not that it isn’t flattering...or pathetic. Recapture your youth, or feel important and
powerful some other way. Don’t hit on undergrads. Another thing. Why can’t the guys my own age ask me out?
Geek-love is blooming in CL205. If you don’t know it, you’re oblivious.
“What would you bring with you on a desert island?” “A six-shooter and a bottle of whiskey.” sounds like a party. can I come?
Is it that far fetched that someone might spill lemonade into the snow?
Can we have an armband that ugly broads have to wear so we know they’re ugly from a-far?
The 2001 GoodYear crew says “Pete is amazing” “The #1 Greek in UB” “The #1 Dodge ball captain” On top of Mojo, ladies!
To Randy (the apple of my eye): I’m sorry I had to finish the job at the corner of hertel and commonwealth. Was it as good a 22 seconds for you as it was for you?—Ros.
To the Asian-jew on Merrimac, Next time you take a shit, make sure the door is shut.—from the frightened photographic memory (you’ve adulterated my young virgin mind)
To pete: You’re the best dodge ball captain anyone can ask for. You bring pride back to Greece—Your squad: “You can do it”
Breslow, It’s been a year no. it’s time to put “shaniqua” away in the closet. The blow up doll was embarrassing enough to explain in the year 2004. It’s enough already!—Eric
Shout out to all the greeks who EARNED their letters!
To the bitch in Busch’s calc2 class-we thin k you should seriously consider fucking that old rich dude. Cuz maybe you wouldn’t bother us with your inane jokes—the 3 wise people
Dear Mr. S, The sight of your fione-ness makes me drip to the floor, you sweet piece of chocolate!—Your admirer
Getting ya letters by skating is great, but it won’t get your respect in buffalo
Congratulations to all my Fake K A’s. It takes a lot of hardwork and dedication to skate in 2 days. The other greeks got nothing on you. You guys are on fire.
I’m tired of hearing shit about my $600 NorthFace Met 5 (yes the heated one). I’m not a jew from L.I.-my parents didn’t buy it for me. I’m a Italian from Staten Island—It fell of the back of a truck.
I lost my skates. I wonder where they could be. I know where it is, on the feet of an AKA.
To the Ebay burbary buying twins: why would you do that to yourselves you know half the school don’t like you.
What has the world come to when 3 letters can be earned in two days that don’t add up!
What happened to UB’s greek life?
Looking for a 5’3” 110 LB Blonde that doesn’t mind getting the clap.
Last weekend BSU had their annual black explosion fashion show. I’m disappointed to say it was a waste of my $25. A big thumbs down, sorry but you guys get no love.—Anonymous
I just want to thank the girl in Jacobs C. Lot who pointed me toward that awesome open parking spot. You have restored my faith in human kindness (not to mention I was on time to class) Thank you! -The chick who got a kick ass parking.
This goes out to the pussy-frat who we chumped up Friday night at Uhots…we shat on you bitches once, and we’ll do it again.
To the two guys in all my classes-you think you guys are soooo cool! Well let me let you in on a little secret…You’re not! Go fuck yourselves! P.s. quit cheating on tests so you can think you’re smarter than me!
Question? Why did this year models of Black explosion wear the same clothes
