Casting Application
Firstly, congratulations on making it this far. You are one of the lucky 900 young men and women who were chosen from a pool of over 40,000 applicants to continue in our casting process. In order to get to know you better, we have created this brief questionnaire to be handed in at the site of your call back interview. Remember, we cast each housemate on the strength of their individual personality and not how they fit a predetermined mold. Be honest, be yourself, and have fun!
1.) a. Name: ____________________________
b. Age: ___
c. Sex: ___
d. Sexual Orientation (check all that apply):
__Gay __Straight __Bi __Tri-Curious
2.) Which of the following do you consider yourself? (check all that apply)
__Outgoing __Alcoholic __Militant __Promiscuous __Hot-Tempered
__Ignorant __Incredibly Stupid and Shallow __Scheming __Violent
__Explosive __Inconsiderate __Mean __Overly-Emotional
__Exhibitionist __Confrontational __Horny __Conceited __Racist
__Homophobic __Crazy __Asshole __Crazy Asshole
__STD Ridden __Always Right __Instigator __Paranoid
__Member of a Fringe Religion and/or Overly Devout Christian
__Self-Proclaimed Genius __Really into “Batman”
3.) a. Have you ever participated in a threesome?:
__Yes __No (skip to 3d)
b. How many? ____
c. How often? _________________
d. Would you consider having one in the house?
__Yes __No (skip to 4)
e. With your housemates? __Yes __No (skip to 4)
f. Check all that apply:
__Male Housemates __Female Housemates __Both
g. Would you be averse to including the house pets as well?
__Yes __No
4.) a. Are you currently in a relationship? __Yes __No (skip to 5)
b. Do you plan on cheating on your significant other?
__Yes __No (Skip to 4d)
c. With how many partners? ______
d. Have you cheated in a relationship before? __Yes __No (skip to 5)
e. How often? ______________
5.) Which of the following would you most likely not get along with: (check all that apply)
__Indians (the dots, not the feather) __Jews __Blacks __Gays
__Cyborgs __Any “Motherfucker Dumb Enough to Fuck With My Shit, Motherfucker” __That Gay Dude With AIDS __“The Vegan Bitch, I Think She’s a Lesbian”
6.) Given the opportunity to sexually “please” a GTV employee for a spot in the house, would this be morally okay with you? __Yes __No
7.) Whom did you hate more? (check one)
__Puck __Mormon Julie __Coral
8.) a. Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party? __Yes __No (Skip to 9)
b. Are you willing to name names? __Yes __No
9.) a. If you were given a constant and free supply of alcohol with little to no job-related responsibilities, would you get inebriated on a daily basis?: __Yes __No (skip to 10)
b. Would this lead to regrettable, casual sex with multiple partners?
__Yes __No
c. Have you ever contracted an STD in this manner?
__Yes (skip to 10) __No
d. Would you be willing to? __Yes __No
10.) Do you have any medical conditions that would be aggravated as a result of short-term incarceration? __Yes __No
11.) On a scale of one to 10, one being effortless and 10 being next to im possible, how difficult is it for you to keep a cushy, no-brainer, bor derline-insulting job? _____
12.) Faced with an obnoxious housemate, would you: (choose most like ly response) ____
a. Engage them in verbal fisticuffs.
b. Complain about them behind their back. Incessantly.
c. Make a big, weepy scene where you tell everyone you want to go home.
d. Threaten them with violence and/or become physically violent with them.
13.) Whose side did you take in the DLR – Van Halen dispute? ______________________________________
14.) If given a spot in the house, what would you do with your newfound fame following the show? (check all that apply) __Lots of Drugs __Write a Tell-All Book __Jumpstart Acting Career __Appear on Several “Real World Vs. Road Rules” Shows, Effectively Alleviat- ing Need for a “Real Job” __Have Sex With “C” List Celebrities
15.) a. Would you be averse to being grossly misrepresented on a na tional scale? __Yes __No (skip to 16)
b. Would a bribe change this? __Yes __No (skip to 16)
c. Give us a hypothetical figure: ______________
16) Please use this space to tell us anything else that will help us in our casting decision:
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Thank you for taking the time to fill this application
out and we look forward to meeting with you
again. Good Luck!
