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PERSONALS
To the people that wrote in that they hate the girl at alumni with the “jericurlish hair” I am glad that I made you angry enough to write in to generations to insult me. You not only made my day but my semester, I get my kicks by kicking people like you out of the building. But next time if you have something to say or if you’ld like to call me out of my name I would love it if you would get some balls and do it to my face so I can see to it personally that you are permanently ejected. with love the girl at alumni :)
If my nickname is moose shouldn’t that be enuff 4 your to realize that I have a huge cock-apparently not and I’m sorry to the girl who wasn’t prepared 4 it and I apologize for makin you un-able to run in your track meet!
P.S. I got 20 saying snoop don’t come
P.P.S. Who ever wrote Spring Fest on the back ur graffitti sux
To Ryan: you are totallly awesome and hot and I love you forever and ever! Go busta kappa and our new mascot, mixik!—secret admirer who lives with you.
Congrats on coming out Billy! For an CH alumni who haven’tehard: Bill takes it in the poop shoot.
Fuck you personal editor, they entertain me, nobody would read this shitty thing if ther weren’t in here.
Then send more in, so you actually have something to read.
To the shy indian girl in Governors, I like you but I can’t tell you personally. I’m too shy—E
Long island chicks might be sluts or whatever…but let me give you a turkish opinion: some of them are friggin’ stylish!! (except for the wearing sunglasses indoors)
To the matzah ball of love on the 5th floor, turn down your damn music and stop breaking the microwaves. I love you…Frank
To bored Calc student—try thinking of interesting things for us to read in your free time! Insults are boring, try jokes.
What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
Your lap!
Don’t worry about Hip-Hop SA’s funds because regardless what goes on at our meetings, we’ll always be around. We’re the relest club cause we keeps it real! Ya V.P.
To the dummy and trashed us in an article/ I’m that white boy from Hip-hop wit that cool antarctic flow/ see if you wanna get at us talkin you don’t wanna hear it/ know we’ll get back at you and we’ll do it in lyric/ move to NSC? You’re either jealous or you fear us/ cuz when we’re doin our thing man you can’t even get near us/ say we look like asses? You must be lookin in mirrors/ you are what you eat so I hope that shit smell gets cleared up/ to say what I have to could take a couple generations/ so game over for now until the next occasion.
april showers bring may flowers
keep on goin there’s no slowin...i love you mr. house! you rock my world...keep on making your music! it’s fucking amazing
yes yes
it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer.it’s almost summer...
