This is the story of the greatest party ever to be held in a bathroom. It had all the fixins’. Guys, girls, nudity, Mighty Taco and most importantly, we all got high.

It didn’t start as a party. No, it started as a shower.

I was in the shower, doing my thing, when Jake burst in.

“Dude, Bean Burrito!” he yelled.

In my shocked state I slipped in the tub and slid down the wall. Lying down now, I surveyed the situation.

“Bean Burrito you say?” I asked. “This is hardly the time. I’ve already eaten.”

“Believe me, it’s time. Mighty Taco if you know what I mean.”

All of a sudden, I knew what he meant.

He ran out the door and grabbed the decoy duck we kept in the hallway closet.

“Here, cover your junk. I don’t want to see it while I’m relaxing on the can.” He handed me the iron. “I’ll be quick, relax!”

He lifted the lid, dropped his pants and sat down.

“Ah, dude, the showers splashing me. Use the tap. You might as well take a bath. I might be here a while.”

I turned the tap and put the stopper in the drain.

“So did you write anything for this week?” he asked.

I was about to answer when Andy walked in.

“Holy shit!” he yelled.

“Basically,” Jake replied

“Hey man, I gotta brush my teeth for bed,” he said. He glanced towards me in the tub as I stroked the duck. “So, she blew you off again?”

“Ah, yeah it’s fine. I’ve got my duck. He still loves me,” I replied, licking my lips and rubbing my fake feathered friend. “Go ahead man, you might as well brush. It seems Jake and I might be a while.”

Andy began brushing.

I decided it was really time to get out of the tub. I was beginning to get all pruny and Jake was doing some stinky business.

“Liz,” I called out, “could you get me a

towel.”

A few moments later Liz burst into the door, sans towel.

“Uh, towel?” I asked.

“Nah, no towel, just open a window. Air dry.” she replied.

She opened the window. I stared reluctantly at her. There was no way I was getting out of this tub with everyone in the room. As I thought about this, Paul popped his head in through the window.

“Hey guys, you wanna smoke a joint out here in the driveway?” he asked surveying the situation.

“Well, everyone’s pretty busy here. Andy’s got the teeth thing, Jake’s dropping a deuce, and I’m a bit naked.” I said.

“I’m just lazy.” added Liz.

“It’s cool, we’ll just smoke right here,” he said.

All in all I would say it was pretty weird. It was moment of bonding for all of us. Since then we’ve all been a bit closer.