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PERSONALS
ENG - to the 2 brown-nosers:why don’t you and the teach get it on and talk about feminist shit. let us know if she has a pink & orange bush. thanx.
To moose, get over yourself. To me, the nickname moose simply suggested you weighed a lot and may smell of wildlife. You are not the reason I didn’t run. Have you EVER heard someone say “He’s hung like a moose”.....it’s horse...not moose.
I love; Campbells, beer, Kel, Kenan, the red ball, balls in general, aaron carter, squeegees, liberty cab, root beer floats, and dental floss. P.s. if alddin was human, I would do him.
To my bahama mama, thanx for letting me taste your candy. MMM caramel, just like the “princess” said. Luv-Size six.
Subboard ticket office has the best workers on this entire campus. I heart you!
When you call me, ask for Mike J.
O.K. I can do jokes: Q-what’s the best thing about twenty seven year olds? A-There are twenty of them-The bored calc student.
I love Wes! Keep the mullet burning-Noah
U;m your mama, I’m your daddy, I’m that brother in the alley.
Ding Dong the witch is dead!!!
To the cook at putnams: thanks for giving me the runs last week, I’ll never eat there again (you know who you are).
Baby, you are so money and you don’t even know it.
Mike J. Sucks and stop with this black fetish- Maureen
Rod stewart made your mom wet. Also, I will go to my grave believing that you don’t have to be gay to know the Bon Jovi is hot. Sweet Jones!
J-O-N is coming! Run for your lives hombres!
I want to lather chutne all over your smooth tight brown desi breasts and tickle your beautiful shaved armpits with my tongue.
Q: Why are the Ub Students so retarded? A: because they spend too much time writing shitty personals.
This whole issues got some art in it. Go look at it
George loves republican.
I got proof
Hey, remember the first issue?
SMOKE A BLUnT!!1
This is about the best thing we’ve gotten all year(verbatim):
I LOST MY MECHNICAL PENCIL!!! Here is the details about the pencil: The mechanical pencil is green in color and with a yellow keroppi face on top of the pencil.I have it with me for many years. If you havesee it. Please kindly return to me. Thank you.
1!!TLUB A EKOMS
Remember wokka? And the banana, and ‘supersitions,’ and the COM cover, and AMB, and the f*cking bus, and that cramped hell hole of 142, and the LARP cover? Yeah, we’re awesome.
No, check that-- I’m awesome.
I’m not homosexaul but sometimes, I find the homeless sexual.
Dan, thanks for being so hottttttttttttttttt.
Libby, thanks for the rides, and sex
J-RO!! Thanks for smoking a blut
Jake, thanks for the... nothing you’re an asshole
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