1. Free Concert

If you haven’t realized, this concert is free, but in reality it’s not. You voted for an activity fee, so you should use it. Money is the dead stuff that you daily force yourself into servitude for, and it’s full of your life—you lose some of yourself between the times you clock in and out, in and out, and in and out. So reclaim some of your blood, your life juice, and your time by attending an event that you have paid for, or else let your life sputter out into SA’s coffers. Keep your mind on your money and your money on your mind.

2. Gin and Juice

You’re probably going to be drinking Friday night, but if you see Snoop Dogg and drink gin and juice at the same time, or before the show, you will be creating an intimate bond with Snoop, by means of enacting his timeless poetry. At least this is closer to celebrity life than reading Star on the shitter and wishing you were part of a Hollywood drama. With a little Tanqueray and your favorite juice, you’ll be in perfect harmony with the west-coast gansta-rapper, the Doggfather himself.

3. Blunts and Indo

Snoop Dogg is the most prominent proponent of marijuana in the United States. Any film production that tries to accurately capture the essence of pot smoking casts Snoop Dogg. Take Half Baked for example. This film would have crashed without Snoop’s cameo role as “the scavenger.” The professionalism that Mr. Snoop demonstrates in his joint sucking scene is unmatched by even the most renowned smokers. Attending this concert is a rally for our right to smoke weed.

4. Feeling like a Hustler

This concert gives you the opportunity to dress and act like a classic pimp. Borrow your grandfather’s zoot suit, pull a fur scarf around your neck, cover your head with a jivin’ hat and spin an ivory cane in your hand. All the hoes will flock to you, looking for your protection and care, and you won’t get the shit kicked out of you either—I promise.

5. Droppin’ it Like It’s Hot

We can expect that Springfest is going to get pretty hot. It’s not going to be like hot, it’s going to be hot, providing the perfect opportunity to drop it, park it, and pop it fo’ shizzle. Maybe with all this heat—this is for the Gs—Springfest may turn into a recording session for Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style 2. In the rare case that this doesn’t happen, you will still be able to drop down a steamy flop of dance moves, and there’s nothing better than that.