1. The Skirt Worn Over Jeans
I saw this chick a couple weeks ago who was wearing jeans and a tight, short skirt over them. What is the possible attraction of this so-called fashion? A skirt over jeans?! Pick one and just go with that. I mean, I guess there’s the rare occasion where wearing a skirt over some sort of pants might look decent, but a tight, short skirt over JEANS? Please… no.
2. The Flipped Up Collar
It never fails: every time I walk into any bar on Main Street, I’ll see a bazillion guys wearing some kind of shirt (polo, or otherwise) with the collar flipped all the way up. When did this start? And WHY? Why is this suddenly an “in” thing for guys to do? Flip up the collar of your shirt and that instantly changes your whole look? No. Sorry. You’re not James Dean, asshole.
3. Sweatpants With A Dress Shirt
Believe it or not, I saw someone the other day who had normal sweatpants/pajama pants on and instead of just a regular t-shirt or tank top or whatever to go with it, they had on a DRESS SHIRT. And I mean a fancy shirt. What is going on here? Why would you wear a nice, dressy shirt with some pants that you go to sleep in? At least complete one of the outfits, instead of just wearing half and half. It’s such a waste of a potentially exceptional outfit.
4. Sandals With Socks On
I’ve never understood why people will throw sandals on, but have socks underneath. Why don’t they just wear sandals? Or why not wear regular shoes if they’re going to wear socks? The whole point of sandals is to be sock-less. But I still see people walking around wearing socks and sandals together. Maybe they just want it to be summer even when it’s winter, and since it’s too cold to just wear sandals they throw on the socks. Yeah, that explains it.
5. Shirts That Say Things Like “SEXY” or “PRINCESS”
This is the worst possible invention in the world, or at least high up on the list. Why do girls insist on walking around with big, cutesy, glittery lettering on their shirts labeling them “PRINCESS” or “SEXY” or “WILD?” Do you really need to prance around with some sort of sign that you are a “goddess” of some sort? Wear the shirt that says “The Only Bush I Support” with an arrow that points downwards, because at least that’s entertaining.
