To the blonde bimbo in GLY103 you don’t know shit, stop trying to answer questions with “like, a, um” flip of your hair and “ah, stuff” You and your two guy friends need to grow up, you’re not in high school anymore.

Watchu knd bout switchin lanes on them wood grains.

R.O.C. part needs to get a life! Newsflash...no one gives a fuck! Do something better with your time!

You’re not fooling anyone, Mazin.

To the hot girl in cse 191 and mth 309 I hope you like black beanse becaseu i like a little cream with my coffee.

To the hot chick in mth 309 please sit comewhere else, the pillar is blocking our view.

Fuck UB! Is it too much to ask for a parking spot, an english speaking teacher and some hot bitches???

How you livin’? Spaulding 4th floor.

To Andy in PGY 451:  You are so cute and funny!  I think I'm falling for you.  I know you want to maintain your 4.0 and get into med school so you probably don't want a relationship right now, but I'm gonna ask you anyway because if I don't I'll die without knowing what it could have been.  They're gonna show My Fair Lady at Shea's.  Would you like to go to the theatre with me?  Will you be my date?  --Love, Ralph.

Z has no loyalty

You are all tosers!

Z is better than travis

to the really hot quiet dude in 3 of my urban planning classes, whattaya say we go down to my intersection and do some research together. from ur secret admirer.

who's the hottie wrapped in the flag on the content page of the last issue? makes a girl wanna run out and vote...

RCF, I still love you. Come back baby. Love DSS.

To the Richmond dining hall: Bring back the fucking yorgurt covered pretzels. It was the only reason why we went there. P.S. isn't it a little ironic that you carry vegan pasta AND veal parm?

Stop thinking about threesomes. You can take your girls and shove it. Any more pressure, then "we need to talk".

To the couple who decided to have sex in the Lehman laundry room... your reaction time sucks. I had to have waited outside that door for about 5 minutes after intially walking in... signed the blind Jets fan.

Don’t piss on hospitality.

Lynch, pay your dues!

To pirate boy on south: Get with it it’s 2005 cut your hair and put a motor on your boat

To the hott girl in MGB601 that sits in the back row, you make class so worth it. I’d like to be your TA and show you the ropes.

Attention Long Island sluts when i hold a door for you don’t say “thank you” your voice is like nails on a chalkboard

To the dude wearing a pink “got art?” shirt and shoes with pink laces, your sideburns are long and you smell funny--dlb

To that fat chic in the school girl outfit walking through the union...your existance is wrong and we are appalled-dmb

To the guy in womans burgundy tank top and ass hugging jeans, either fix your hair and wear mens clothes or save up and get the operation you make me sick-rkdb

To the pirate boy on the 4th floor of goodyear grow a dick and stop watching dodgeball.

Dear Chris from the “I’m Right You’re Wrong” colomn. What you say about fratertinites means you’re a dickless friendless loser, who knows nothin we all know what you look like so i hope we can meet off campus sometime-sincerely, Thumps

Dear Thumps, Loser though I may be, at least I don’t have to pay my friends to hang out with me. See you around. Love, Chris

Warning-the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your pants.

Tall, dashing, charming young lad non-similar seeking short hump-backed portly widow who can’t speak english. Lets get f-ed up on paint thinner and eat trix.

To the hot guy with all the piercings, tatoos and slayer shorts...welcome to my country from your costa rica chicka dika

Blow my whistle, bitch!

QUE CHEVERE! EN SERIO!

Smoke a blut!!1