Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you believe that people are laughing with you.
And next time you want to make fun of a pirate say it to my face and we’ll see how far you get, you know where i am 4th floor good luck.
To the kid in my his161 class at 6pm in the front row. I am not in class to hear you speak for an hour, shut up and let the teacher talk.
Thump?! That’s the gayest sounding name since bill murray.
Hot closet homosexual looking for fake girlfriend to smoke a blut with-moxy furvous rules!
To Jo. UGC111: You make going to class worthwhile. I always try to sit near you and I must say, you have the prettiest handwriting. P.s. you smell nice too.
BBW replying BBM Adult swim/scifi lover blonde, DD44. Must be a fan of the matrix, aeon flux and the like. Long hair preferable.
To our friend in Red Jacket 2**-2** you all suck! =) Love, Katie, Stepch and Nickey
To miss jeanne’s nephew-you’re hot we want to meet you! =) Love, the freshman dance majors
To all the dumb-ass business-dropouts in my geo classes: stop talking during lecture, don’t come to class in ducking fuzzy slippers and don’t leave forty minutes early. Some people choose this major! Have some ducking respect!
To our favorite LI Mrs. Robinson...stop telling everyone to “suck your dick” unless you want to be bitch slapped by ours-signed the surburban commandos (serving community interests since 2005)
To the rat bastard who wrote those tasteless comments about me, not only do I have a duck but when I find you I’m going to slap you across the face with it, then people will always know you got clock slapped by a pirate.
To the tall long island kid in SP: what exactly did you say to the toilet to get it mad enough to knock you out?
TNT- I miss you@ Love, Danamal
She told me to fuck her where it stinks, so I took her to Cohoes. Fuck 518
It’s funny how easy it is to hate on the only area code in this state with a strong economy and a literacy rate higher than Nigeria’s. That said, yes, there is a smell.
Bee envy, 18 is a douchbag, suck my softballs.
To the donut loving long island sorority, stop snorting so much coke and start sucking more clock like you’re supposed to...
MMK you may not see this but someone misses you. Bmcgees will always be our spot
To the redhead working at lockwood last semester, your the epitome of hot. I would ask you about German Videos and Lovecraft just to see your face. My only regret is that all my classes are eternally on south and that i never asked you out--from Green galaxy girl
To AB, where were you when i needed anal? -From the surburban commandos
If you have loyalty in your heart-all your dreams will come true-SRC
If anyone sees KP this week please be sure to wish her a happy 21st birthday!!!!
I’m Mox-”I’m the greatest, no big deal”
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ~Dennis Hopper
Danielle, Im so deeply sorry. Don't stay mad at me please......I hope you didn't take this shit seriouslly when you read the first line. Always your enemy, Pawel
i'm sick of these damn boys who wanna talk talk talk. just shut the duck up! i'm the chick, i'll do the talking and i don't wanna ducking talk right now. just tell me i'm ducking pretty and make out with me!
If you don’t like the changes, duck off.
