Ladies: If you are over a size 5, please stop buying abercrombie and american eagle. it just looks stupid Guys: let these shoes know.
To the big breasted, eye-glasses, tanned brunette girl who works in the candy store in the union. u r soooooo *bleep* HOT! But u would never talk 2 a loser like me :( ~Hopeless Romantic (& I stress the word "Hopeless")
P.P.S. Yes sunglass kid: You are the same person mentioned in last week's generation magazine as "the kid in the front row." Congrats you socket wrench.
To the generation fuck, who wrote "....and a literacy rate higher than Nigeria's"What the fuck is Nigeria's literacy rate. I bet your bitch ass don't know shit about Nigeria. Listen you fucken moron, if you want to live to see next week.............Keep that country's name off your lips. BITCH Tee - Nigeria's Finest
Editor’s mea sorta: If you took offense to my implying that Nigeria has a low literacy rate, I’m sorry. The fact is, however, that Nigeria has a literacy rate of 68 percent to the U.S.’s 97 percent. As the 518 area code is on the higher end of the U.S. scale, I stand behind the remark, though I meant no disparagement to Nigeria or its people. I meant to insult the rest of New York in a comic, irreverent manner. If you still want to kill me, my name is Jacob Drum, and I’m a pretty big pussy.
i love my 8th floor girls of wilkeson. we have the best decorations. and the most awesome jenga games. join us on facebook!
note to self i miss you terribly, this is what we call a tragedy, come back to me, come back to me, to me. adam i love you. happy anniversary
Sweet guy lookin for a down ass Queens chick to call lemon morang pie ass and boo boo kitty duck.
To that smelly pirate talking all that guff. I'm going to find you in your 4th floor shanty and loot all your booty. Ninjas are way cooler then Pirates and they smell better too.
To Josh from Allumni fitness center, I want to see you naked except for that red and white hat. See you tomorrow. Mystery Man
Dear blonde bimbo in all of sociology classes...pull up your pants and stop giving dumb responses in class, oh and re-color your hair
Quiet shy girl from dms108 here to tell everyone from that class to learn some hygiene! I guess you people have never heard of a toothbrush. Soap? nope. the next time anyone decides to sit next to me smelling that bad, i’m going to use my vomit to make you smell better. Love, the quiet shy girl.
To BBW DD44 Girl: Totally excited that somebody actually responded to my personal. Hair is more than shoulder length. Thought matrix was kool. never saw aeon flux, but looking forward to movie anyway. Fan of sci-fi in general. Messiah of dune= best book ever. Blonds are awesome-adult swim lover
To the girl with the bvike and awesome long hair-you are really cute and I’d love to meet for coffee. Tom
I met a girl the other day with body glitter on her boobs and a shirt that said: I’m up here buddy. Make up your mind.
That’s okay...if you can’t get into a bar without your license how’d you get into canada?
“You just grabbed my boob!” “No! Shut up!”
Warning: The consumption of alcohol is majorfactor in dancing like an asshole
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you throw up a jims chicken finger sub all over your friends tinkerbell blanket (sorry)
Smoke a Blut!!!1 was a success!
