To Adult swim lover: I love dune! I’ve read every book except Messiah. God emperor of dune is awesome. Shoulder length is just what I’m looking for. I love sci-fi in general. Sounds like we have the same interests. Catch me at yahoo. Do you like super troopers? -Green galaxy girl

I need a free pregnancy test...does't UB offer ANYTHING like this for students?  We pay enough to go here...

Dear HEHS, next time you send us an anonymous personl, remember to remove the auto-signature from the email. That being said, free pregnancy tests are available for students at Hayes Hall Anexx C.

Pull the shades! To the sexy guy with the giant tattoo on his back: I've got the Bailey's, now when can we run away together? The elevator is waiting...

To the Women's Volleyball Team: Good job at the Kent State Game!! It was exciting and one of the best ones I had seen since I started coming. Good luck on your away games.

To Green galaxy girl: looking for the redhead guy who works at Lockwood. He's over in England right now but says he wishes he could talk to you. SL -The Brown Haired Crew Cut Guy at Lockwood.

To The Sweaty Bitch in the purple Geo. OK so you backed into me in the Hoch Lot and I didn't call the cops cause my car is a piece of shit. A little bondo here and there...good as new, but you can at least have some courtesy and buy me breakfast or something. ~The Hungry Commuter

That was one hot cover on last week's issue, but who the hell was that chick with the fish? - Trouser Trout

Read the cover story, and you'll know “who the hell” she is

I hate ugg boots, I hate brown ugg oots, I hate black ugg boots, I hate pink and blue and purple ugg boots. I hate ugg boots rolled down, I hate ugg boots rolled up. I hate ugg boots over jeans, under ratty sweat pants and with skirts. I hate ugg boots…C.E.

Dear hopeless romantic-the candy counter girl is a big effin sweetie and your should totally go talk to her! Her beloved friends- R + A

Hey green galaxy, it's the redhead from lockwood. Want to hang out sometime?

Marp dizzle-stop seducing your robo-professors- G train

To the cute kid with the red head band you can give me a work out anytime. I'm very flexible-sexy girl on the treadmill

Don't piss down my pants and tell me it's raining

If Columbus liked the jets and mets, we would have gotten it off.

To my friends (MGJ, KC, KL) who tried to play me...You’ve been punked! There was no cops and I wasn’t mad so jokes on you. I hope next time you come up with a plan, you think things over-the admired not stalked

October 28-31 if you see Rainbrow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, and their accomplice give them a big hug!

Feel better Reg. We’re going to hunt that god damn motherfucker down and chop his knees off! Love, the Generation Production Crew.