Be4 I Make a Complete Fool of Myself (2 late) Maybe You Should Know a Little Bit of My Background: I Come From NYC, I've Never Seen a Tree In My Life Until Now.  I Do Not Drink or Smoke, Never Used Drugs or Even Plan on Doing Either One!!!  I Do Not Like People Who Are Hypocrites, Which is Over 1/2 the Student Body.  "I'm So Ugly, My Mom Breast Fed Me Through a Straw" Hope 2 Hear From u :) ~Hopeless Romantic :(

To the guy wit dread in hip hop sa. i’m speaking for all the females on campus, I think its time to say that you aint all that and no one wants your crusty ass! do you look in the mirror before you leave you girls house; your style is whack, time to update and you can’t rap. so you need to slow your role. That’s real...from one of the sexiest bitches on campus lilmamita

To all the people that need to lose a few, here's a start, put down the pepsi and instead of taking the elevator use the stairs. Do you know how many people would kill to be able to walk up the stairs?

Don't fuck up my food order ever again and try to steal my 20 cents bitch! Make sure to also lay off that lipstick, it makes your mouth look like a monkey's asshole that has been penetrated and pillaged by 50 gorilla cocks!

To the midget pussy who slapped my girlfriends ass at the bar. If I ever see you again I'll brick you. -RHP

To the associate editor of this publication, please write every article in every issue and then make out with me.

Grandpa?

To the boy who convinces girls he likes them, hooks up with them, then never follows through on the relationship part because he "just isn't looking for a relationship right now" or "can't handle the distance" get over yourself. You are an asshole and a child,stop playing the same game over again, its tired. Things dished out always come back 3-fold you know. And leave that poor new naive girl alone! don't fuck her up the same way was us others! ~Fed up with little boys!

Dear kid who tried to give me a virus-Thank you for your kind words about my writing, yes I agree H.I.M. really does suck and anyone who would IM me and try to send me a virus because it hurt their feelings must be a super cool guy, especially if they forget to change their screen name info on facebook until after I already saw it. Once again thanks for the support, keep on reading, and remember; the only people who suck more than H.I.M. are people who get upset about others not having as shitty taste as they do. Peace out my dearest friend and I hope we meet again. Sincerely, me

To the guys in porter building 6, 5th floor- play your bass a little louder at 2 am, SOUTH CAMPUS cant quite here it.fuckers.

Hey Generation, why don’t you deliver to South Campus?

We already deliver to several spots on South, where do you want them?

Dear Jake; Rule #1-never admit to being a big pussy, you gotta make noise like you break a nigga in half every day. Rule #2: Don’t sign former editor in chief Scott Frauenhofer to this.

Scott who? Lazerblaster what? Listen, trick, you had your way, I got mine. Cross me again and I’ll fuckin’ nail your fuckin’ soccer feet to the fuckin’ ground like PLAOW! Yo, f’ rill tho’: 40’s? -Hell’s Bells