To all the trashy slut bags who dressed like trashy slut bags for Halloween: that didn't count as a costume.

Swf 40+ ns seeks couple to share intimate conversations, ethnic cuisines, close friendships (and maybe more) must be extroverted. Find me in the main street market at 11. Immerse your soul in love.

Abdominal stars are abominable

Starfish don’t have brains

To the kid in his second year pharmacy school who wears the pink and purple winter hat. Please stop with the caffeine, don't tuck your t-shirt into your underwear and for the love of god please don't bother other students. We can't hear when you're constantly talking to us. I once saw you highlight a whole page of notes dork.

Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories per hour

Banging a chubby JAP uses 200.

For my dearest friend across the hall: I am sorry for attacking you the other night. I should not have chased you around campus, tackled you, made you not see and made you eat grass. I'm sorry!

Dearest HW: my heart is yours. Retire and run away with me. I like your style-charming! You are my hemingway-only fatter. 143.

What's up with TKE at UB? What makes them think we need another fraternity and what makes them thing other frats won't have it out for them? Buff state sororities are harder than you. We need TKE here like I need another herpes outbreak.

Library hours are for self-enlightenment not self-gratification! -Lipman

To the five long island hags in the back of PSY 322 whose mommies and daddies pay their tuition: the rest of us are trying to pay attention, so shut the fuck up.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores

To the cute brunette boy of the SU info booth, how about giving me the directions to your apartment at southlake! P.S. I just fall into your sparkling blue eyes

So dude, if you get laid and all, can you finally stop being such a dick and let us stay late on production nights?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleausure

Dear Josh W. I can't believe you cheated on me with that filthy whore. It's Over.

To the blonde engineer/lawyer, every time I see you on the 3rd floor in capen I just want to cuddle you so tightly and never let go!-you know who

J-Dub on the lacrosse team, thanks for a great time at the club and after. Maybe we could “study” more soon. If not I'll see you at PJs on Thrusday-girl

27 m looking for sex and sex only. Dig strong black man or woman desired. more of a giver than a taker.

VIVA ECUADOR!! te amo, cholo.

To the annoying girl in my calc class. Your whining voice drives the whole class crazy. All you do is talk about nothing. Enjoy taking the class over

Whack on tucker, whack on-fudd

smoke a blut!!1

To Main Street: What the hell is taking so long? The construction taking place on you is progressing with the speed and quality of an inbred child trying to make an origami swan with his bulbous, twisted fingers. Get that damn thing fixed so I can watch greasy Italian kids puke on you again. -The Management.