Who wears socks as sleeves? Yeah we are talking to you girl who sits in the 4th row from the back in Physics 102.
To the girl who got Beavers in blacks in film-want your hott sexy bod. stay away from pyscho people, they’re not good for you. haha love, SR
Layla-you have an amazing heart and you’re a beautiful person inside and out, love riley
What animals do you find in pantyhose? A: Two calves, a beaver and a fish no one can find.
That’s the best one we’ve gotten in awhile. The Force is strong with this one.
To the two annoying history majors in my world civ 2 recitations shut the F**ck up! No one wants to hear your smart ass comments or your horrible singing. Go back to your dorms and rethink your life, you have no future.
Nick D and other 306 dudes-touch my privates-G
Dear Flint road-you have the most beautiful curves I have ever seen. I love how you allow my car to gently caress them. Forever yours, Talia
To the girl next to me in blacks in films, watch out for all the crazy girls out there that tell you terminal dying stories, they’re all lies.
fuck dem guys. girlz, yall know who i be talkin about.
5|V|0K3 4 B1ü7!!!1 --1337 hax0r
So I was watching SVU the other night and this guy on there said something about rape being an invention of feminism.
Did you know? Extreme exposure to fluorescent lighting can result in retinal damage, brain melt, an uncontrollable urge to kick small children in the shins, and the mass consumption of alcohol upon removal from said lighting. Anyone invulnerable to these symptoms should inquire at 315 Student Union. Smokers wanted. Knowledge of Quark, Microsoft Word a must. Liver optional.
Bags, bags, bags. Sometimes it seems like you have too many bags!
Go Super Bowl: The saddest day the Queen City knows.
Whatever happened to SARS?
To all tose kidz in th e generation_ that talk like wer all st00pid n shit_ NOPE1! u r. ur tha ones that can’t evn rede wut wer sayin. BROKEBACK! LOL I THOGT SO BROKEBACK!!1
To that JACKASS with the energy balls- yo, you think i won’t find the Master Sword and beat you all over Hyrule like a pygmy Goron? *snap* Zelda’s with me, prick.-Kokiri WHAT?!
I’ve wasted my life.
A rolling Moss gathers no stones.
A stoning Ann gathers no “e.”
To anyone still interested in working towards a peaceful end to the genocide in Darfur, there will be a meeting in 315 Student Union this Thursday (2/9). For more information, email me at email@example.com. -CA