hahaha chris ahearn is so funny hahahaha more chris ahearn hahaha chris ahearn chris ahearn chris ahearn hahahahahahahahahahaha

Lets all hope that there will never again be a issue of The Generation packed full of Half naked staff members.

Keep hopin’, sailor. March is pirate-themed orgy month at the G-Spot.

To the south campus emo guy that blew chunks all over 308, thanks for helping us clean up your smelly shit, and if you ever wanna join our facebook group give us all a round of head, Jon!

Hey- thanks for your worthless article in Visions.  You are a fucking piece of shit, how about you go fuck your tramp of a girlfriend before we run the train on her -"About 1,400 students across the campus"

To the stupid bitches who sit in the front rows of all my classes. please please shut up. You don’t sound smart and your voices make me want to smack you. Hard-Back row Betty

To the hot advertising executive-where have you been all my life you are damn sexy girl!

To the Generation Girl with the Batman tattoo-you can ride down my batpole anytime-Boy wonder

By the way, not to ruin the surprise, but if you count the “I’m Right. You’re Wrong.” question, Lisa was the winner of the “see how many creepy motherfuckers will send anonymous messages to me in the magazine after I posed semi-nude in last week’s issue” contest. Congrats Lisa!

To all you hicks, please stop making fun of us long island girls. It’s okay to be jealous! Just keep it yourself or just raise your standards! We don’t make fun of your cheap style and knock off hand bags do we? Believe me we could do major damage to your punk asses.

We need more scantly clad photo editors in this mother.

Ann Marie you ARE right. This is SO wrong. Why must you fill me with so many...dare I say, desires? Your breathtaking pictures shall haunt my wet dreams for eternity. Hopefully one day I will be able to press upon your supple skin-Truly Yours, Anon.

Uhhh... lil’ creepy, bro.

Dear Jacob Drum-where do I apply to be your non-commital, non-calling, sexual-whenever-I-feel-like-it best friend?

Um, if you’re not a dude, bring a bottle—no, a box of white zin, two glasses, and a DVD of any John Cusack movie to 315 Student Union. Oh, and bring your car. I’ll need a ride home.

To the ugliest person in the school-you have a face only a mother could love. Meet me at planned parenthood cause you’re really not an orphan.

To the nasty sloppy gorilla, with no personality and thinks shes tough by association. Don’t let your association get you in more than u can handle. You are a disgrace and make it hard for women like me. If I had one eye and no mouth I would still look ten times better than you, you ugly beast! LMAO

To the douchebag who left his/her ipod unattended at Alumni: I stole it mother fucker. Thanks, Best Valentine’s Day gift I ever got.

To my hairy sleepy buffalonian friend. Get out of bed and go to class for once. Oh yeah! Stop lying about hooking up with girls it’s pathetic. Also please shave.

To the filthy deushbag in my English 201 class. It’s pretty damn obvious you’ve worn the same two grimy shirts since the beginning of the semester. This is getting a little recockulous. Please do us all a favor and go to amvets you fucking scumbag

Dear handicapped painter: How can you work 40 hrs a wekk and 50 hrs in overtime and your truck never leaves the shop. Your the best.

To the chickenhead bitches who couldn’t keep their mouths shut during Rent on Friday night: I sincerely hope that god strikes you all with horribly excruciating, yet non-terminal cases of cancer that leave you disfigured and unhappy for the rest of your long, insensitive lives. -Love, LF

MS, I am sorry about not bringing a gift for you on VD and I swear to God I will wash those sheets. Please take me back, KL

Dear MS, please smoke a blut!!1 For KL’s sake.

Weeping boobies.

What? Too soon?

Aaaaaaaaand scene. Hope you guys enjoyed the extended personals section this week. Now buy ad space, assholes.