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can we please get the school's digital cable company to add BRAVO to the stations. i am sick of downloading project runway off of the computer. come on now. i need my dose of daniel v!

It's been said before, but I'll say it again: Long Island Sluts are Sluts, Smoke a Blut!!1

This message will be the first and last message I put in the personals.....maybe. I have been reading people's dumb ass comments in this magazine for 4 years and I feel it's my  turn to say some dumb shit. First I have some issues to address: 1. Squash the whole buffalo vs long island beef about the women. As far as I'm concerned your all whores. I know, I've banged both sides and the only difference I see is the city on your driver's licenses. 2. Screw every sorority, fraternity and sa club(except generation for supplying me such fun reading material during my boring classes)...ah that felt good. 3. Stop hanging out in the damn SA and go to class. You guys are the biggest losers. 4. Generation Rules! Now for my comment.........SMOKE A BLUT!

Tight. But we’re not an SA club. If we were, we’d be printed in full color, our magazine would suck, and no one would read us.

I swear to god, if I see another "smoke a blunt" personal, Bitches get Stitches.

Ahem... I believe you mean “blut.”

Dear Spectrum: you say you don’t like Ralph Wilson, you say you don’t like Bush and you say you don’t like SA’s concerts. But everyone likes Ralph, 50% of the country voted for Bush and setting up a concert is wicked hard. So I would like to suggest you SHUT UP! beacause we all hate you. PS. Thanks for shafting engineering week assholes.

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Hey SA good use of the spell check on your back page ad. Preform haha!!

See! Generation Advertising DOES work, if you want to advertise call 645-6131.

First of all screw you generation. bad things happen to people here too, not just in “lawless” canada. so stop with the smear campaign. Second fuck the long island girl who wrote that letter to chris ahearn, there are exceptions to every rule, but the rule is LI girls are rich, worthless, brainless sluts. oh and shame on chris ahearn for contributing to the “blame canada” article. PS. you need to make your personal box bigger

OK, a few things: I’m pretty sure you didn’t read last week’s cover story. Secondly, Myla Sulzberger-Goldfarb and I are what you would call “very close,” you don’t need to defend me. And third, we have an email account for longer personals. You can find the address on the top of the box that we “need to make bigger.”

To STD sorority: is 5 fucking tables necessary??!! Jesus Christ not to mention how big of bitches you guys can be. Here’s some news for ya, your pledges are hot, and you are not!! - with love, Sammy

Marissa, your family restaurant story is flippin’ sweet. I take great pleasure in letting you know I displayed it in the kitchen of my awful job at Applebees!

Yeah, I liked it as well. And I take great pleasure in letting you know that I never eat the awful food at Applebees!

To the girl with big tits in MGF 4**, Perhaps we can have a fruit basket together...you can swallow my banana, and I can eat your juicy melons. ¡Caliente! ...Hugo

¿Hablas español, Hugo? Tu mensaje no me parece gracioso. Tienes una mente perversa. Espero que no beses a tu madre con esos labios. Me averguenza tu actitud.

 

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