Yes Applebees food=GROSS, did you know that the parm for the shrimp parm steak is so flexable we can easily stretch it on with our latex covered fingers? Who’s Hungry?

We really need to get the YES network because, face it, the Mets fucking suck.

True. But so does baseball in general.

To the KfattiE’s who crossed after 4 weeks. Why don’t you learn to suck it up and really plede like the rest of us. Wear those letters with pride ladies, because you earned them? From the greeks who EARN their letters.

To the hot Bio 201B TA can i please have your children. Y ou can teach me evolution whenever you want.

To the dude in the hat who wuz lookin at me at the Ellicott Bus stop-I think u’re cute but I’m too afraid to say anything. From the dude who looked back at ya.

Got a problem with our attitudes? Well guess what? We are SDT so fuck you! Deal with it.

Chicken Tenders- I love you but for Christ's sake, stop being difficult and spend some time with me. Sucka. Have a super day. Love, S.

death! you are my bitch lover.

To the big boot bitches: You aint eskimo, you aint native american, so wear some fuckin normal boots! What ever happened to Duck boots, or napoleon dynamite boots? Those are fricken sweet.

To the rich cunty bitch sophomore architecture student: your ugly red hair that looks ridiculous and your face looks like you fell into the belt sander.  You look like a 12 yr old boy and nobody thinks your hot.  You are like a fucking troll and your voice sounds like someone is clawing at a chaukboard.  You annoy me.  Ohh yeah and your work sucks, stop sucking professor's cock,  Thanks, an annoyed archie

Lolz, “cunty bitch.”

To all of you LI hating pricks: We're not teases, we're all just a reminder of what you can't have. So stop bitching that we're just rich sluts...all of your complaining is just a reinforcement that we're actually the center of your boring world. And by the way...don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it, which guessing your bad spelling-selves can't because you're probably from some ridiculous small town that has to share a community cow. Love, LI girl who can obviously afford to speak her mind.

God bless the personals. I’m going to miss you kids when I’m gone next year.

I find it absolutely hilarious that you guys mock and put down the Armed Services' recruitment, yet most of the time you have a freaking Marine Corp officer program advert on the back of your mag.  Good job Generation!  Ooh-rah!

Respect, bitch. Ads is money. I gotta put food in mouths and rise above.

To the person who stole my white Simms snowboard with 02 bindings please return it. Will reciprocate with blow job

To all the hillbillies out there- you guys just don't understand the beauty of Long Island women! they're just too high class and sophisticated for all you suspender-wearing clowns.Optimus Prime is a GOD!

Booya EE majors!

Hey JR please stop having sex with our RA shannon. It is starting to make your hallmates sick