MISSING: One JAP. Complete with Ugg Boots, designer shades, and a Northface jacket. Goes by the name of S-L. If found, please return to C and K.
Dear, cheap-ass moraless prick who stole my wallet from me, after it droped out of my pocket friday night at University Hots. I hope you die at a young age from some STD you get from a she-male hooker, that you have to pay to get laid because your girlfriend says your penis is too unsatisfactory, and makes her cry out of dissapointment everytimne you try to do what you call having "sex" with her. Enjoy the $65 ASSHOLE.
I don’t have a girlfriend.
To the “notorious bartender”, your room smells and so do you. Stop bashing Generation or me and big tits/low IQ will steal your vodka and sleep in your bed(with accompaniment of course)! Wait till you have a house next year- you’ll never want to touch your own sofa.
Uhhh... sure. Stop bashing us?
To my extremely good looking boss, you are easily the most stunning woman I’ve ever seen. Sorry to reveal such info in a strange manner, but I wanna avoid awkward situations at work, where knives are easily accessible. Keep brightening my day. -The slow, quiet, not cute guy
To all the jappy bitches who can’t say mario get hit by a bus and play some nintendo
To all the Long Island Bitches who think they are better than “small town hillbillies”: Have you ever noticed that more people hate Long Island girls than us hillbillies? That’s because we don’t act like we are better than everyone else. PS. I’d be careful if I were you, most hillbillies have a hunting permit, and it’s open season on bitches.
No seriously though, the LI vs WNY thing was never funny. Just stop it, kids.
Yo, wtf is this bullcorn about ya’ll cancelling the personals??! That’s downright un-American. Fuckin’ terrorists.
To the pretentious prick in ENG 102, We all hope you asphyxiate on that phallus-substitute of a pen that you perpetually play with, giving your fellow pupils a reprieve from your pontification when you perish. Appreciatively, the rest of the class.
What’s with you kids and alliteration?
To the hot brunette in CHE 4** with the glasses: I noticed you were upset that your lab coat was stained this past week. Perhaps you could drop by my apartment next week after class and I’ll get it all fresh and clean for you? I’d also love to show you just how aromatic my hydrocarbons really are. -The skinny guy from the back of the room.
Just because PJs closed down doesn’t mean you’re allowed to crowd my spot at the Steer. Holla, tha 412 bitches.
Please don’t cancel the personals! We’ll do anything to save them! Even smoke bluts!!
Dear Generation, Thanks for the fish. It was delicious. -The Weenies at The Spectrum.
Dude, that ad you guys have about alcohol research is legit. Motherfuckers got me shitfaced last week. And they paid me. Thanks Generation.
Just doin’ our job.
Listen to your UB 101 class, kids. I would have graduated in December if I had done that library skills thing. Instead I’m sitting in a useless elective class reading the personals because I didn’t want to get a real job until I got my degree. LOL @ me.
Lol indeed.
10 fucking votes? Are you kidding me? I hope you enjoy the Linkin Park/Will Smith co-headliners at Fallfest next year. Assholes.
When I first saw your cover last week, I was mometarily filled with a sense of overwhelming joy, but then I saw a few fratty SU rats slink by me in Capen and realized that the cruel joke was on me.
