To the annoying LIS student -- You do realize the whole class cringes when you open your mouth, right? In fact, it's gotten so bad that I've been dreaming up ways to use those sticks you have in your hair for personal injury. I wish you would just shut up and listen so that people with legitimate questions and concerns can have them taken care of.
To the disgusting couple on the 3rd floor of Capen on Thursday mornings, Stop coming to the library to make ugly babies ... If we wanted to watch cheap porn we'd call your mom(s). So please stop ... for the sake of the couch that has undergone enough dry humping and PDA for at least 1 lifetime- Everyone
To the hot latina sitting across from me at the table, your breasts are popping out at me and I kinda like it, no big deal. Long live the Victoria's Secrets pushup bras!!
Dear “Hot kid” in world civ recitation: please start attending class again because your presence is the highlight of our week. It’s not much to ask for 50 minutes of your gorgeous time.
To my former Fargo roommates: I’m so sorry for being such a pussy bitch. My fine imported scarves are stained with my own tears. How can I make it up to you? Hand blown glass mugs? Coldplay tickets? My ass in your face every morning? lets be bff! Love-s
Dear boy with skateboard that was outside of baldy last monday-you are hot even when you are about to get run over. Will you be our Sk8er Boy??
04-05 Oozfest champs baby-The Crazy Aces-come watch us unleash the skill for the third year in a row.
To the crying bitches in Dewey, go cry in your dorm room! Seriously we’re all sick of walking through the darkened lounge to find you crying about who the fuck knows what. Love, all the guys (yes, you can talk to us) ps
who are you cute boy in psy who always has a hat on and sits with a boy and his girlfriend on the right side of the room? I see you looking, say hi once in a while-the girl on the left side of the room who is always late and looking back
UBSAS-a group of guys in skirts as cheerleaders? Come on, now we know you’re just trying to get attention
Umm, okay. Thing is, chuckles, there was one guy in a skirt at the rally. The other people were the Radical Cheerleaders, not UBSAS, and not guys. So... great joerb.
To our sunglasses, laptop bringing pt friend. Please stop sleeping in class you are supposed to be a role model, also way to go on holding that girls hand...proud of you!
where are all the metal boys? I want to screw a few of them before the semester is over
To all the religious freaks, go fuck yourselves. Leave me the fuck alone. I don’t give a shit about your fucked up religion. You give up everything in your lives to serve some seriously screwed up god, I’m not like you, I live my life by my own command and I’m proud of the things I’ve achieved and I’m proud of the things I’ve achieved by my own will. SO fuck off!-harcore generation reader
You’re not the boss of me! I play by my own rules! I do what I want! 5/\/\45|-| teh 5T@T3!!1 smoke a blut!!1
I want these mothafuckin’ snakes off this mothafuckin’ plane!
Snakes On A Plane 2: Planes on a Snake
Snakes On A Plane 3: Moss on the Internet
Snakes On A Plane 4: r0x0rz j00r 5n4x0rz!!1
Snakes On A Plane 5: Yes, Those Snakes Deserved to Die, and I Hope They Burn In Hell!
Thursday’s coming! Did you remember your blut?!?!1 4/20, bitches.
smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
