Dear Generation, The magazine that you publish is one of the reasons why I came to the University at Buffalo (I'm Kidding). This "so called" magazine is one of the highlights of my tuesday (I'm Kidding). When I skim through the awesome (I'm Kidding) pages of your issues it keeps me going and makes me want to continue on with my life and pursue my dreams as a crazy hippy liberal douche bag college blut smokin' writer who has nothing better to do with his time at a University. I wish that I could get on the price as right and win "MAD" cash on the game "plinko". FOUR DEAD IN OHIO (I'm not kidding)
Wow, what an incredibly well written (I’m kidding) and cleverly biting (I’m kidding) personal.
Second floor Wilkeson - thank you for everything. Everyone always told me that I would meet my best friends after high school and I never believed them until now. Thanks for always being there, through the good times and the bad, I never thought I would always have as good as friends as you guys. You supported me through all my slutty periods -Fillmore, female stripper, etc. and I love you for it. Freshman year has been the best time of my life thanks to you guys - I can't wait until next year!! Love you! -J
yo must admit even though I think the generation is a staff of liberal fuck offs with spoonfed stories from professor's wearing flip-flops, it was a great april 18th issue, esp. the bush/cheney chat. with you gone ahearn, the gen. will lose a lot of it's bittersweet flavor, good bye and good riddance
Yo, I gotta put food in moufs and rise above next year, but I’ll still be here in spirit.
To the girl that wants to know where the metal boys at- they are around. but if ya get bored or desperate look for the boy with blue hair, bondage pants and booots with few piecings in face. im always lookin for some fun. so come join me in my one man pit and lets see how much fun we have thrashing in a pit made for 2.
To T.- Is there anything that I can do to show you that you're a bitch but I love you anyway. From Me
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Girl with the blue hair who was on the front page of Spectrum 1st semester talking about women’s rights. I was at that party and saw that stripper licking your tits. How would all of your women’s rights friends feel about that? -The guy standing on the countertip with a Molson
To the gorgeous blonde with glasses who sits behind me in comm-I’m sick of these eye games, ask me out already...From the kid with the white hat that sits in the left row on the aisle.
To the stud in my civil engineering classes with the x-men beard. We should go to dinner and a movie. By dinner I mean sex and by movie I mean filming it. From the one chick you always look at.
To the house on Tool Corner: Hope you like toilet paper! SUCK IT! -the hot girls
Ay, papi, dale duro.
Genki, you are so genksta! Let’s make a few genkis and live happily ever after. Love, Poker
To our man C$, always rockin the sick fresh flow on the SU mic - Thanks for the tips on getting in. -The Midnight Jokers
To the bitch in ENG 101 - Why the fuck do you laugh at anything I say? You think you are smarter than everyonebut you’re not. Don’t talk down to me. I’ll deck you. Till Next Year, smoke a blut!!1 - Hardcore Generation Reader
...Aaaaaand end scene. That’s all until the fall. Thanks for giving us so many fucked up memories this year, kids.
Oh, and PS - For the last time, with enthusiasm, smoke a blut!!1
