To: anoncrone@buffalo.edu

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Dear Painter,

Well, I guess I would like to have sex longer, but not without results! What kind of product are you trying to sell here? How did we even get this email?

Ann Marie Olivo

Senior Editor

Dear Generation,

Huzzah and kudos! Your last issue was really something. Charles Wiff's story on the pharmaceutical industry was informative and engaging and presented the often winding path of Supreme Court litigation and precedent in a manner that was easy for even the layman to follow. It may not seem like it right now, but this issue is of dire importance to our generation. Sure, right now most of us are self-medicating with 550cc of Barton's vodka and a steady regimen of Vitamin C-laced cigarettes. But think of ten, 20, 30 years down the line when our parents need medication on a regular basis, and later when we need it. It is important that we all have the knowledge of what the most reliable sources of prescription drug information really are, if for no other reason than to clear up the classic "which pill makes my dick work better" conundrum. Is it the old standby, Viagra, or Cialis, the newcomer with the fresh arm and a head full of dreams? Do I go herbal? Creams? It's 4 a.m. and Ron Jeremy's telling me to buy something. I've seen the movies. Do I want to talk to my doctor about the healthiest available option...or do I wanna be like Mike? Anyways, keep up the good work. I'm looking forward to the next issue,which by my calculations is due to the printers...now.

Sincerely,

Jacob Drum

Former Associate Editor, Generation

UB English major

Dishwasher, probably for a while