To those working on O’Brian Hall. Just out of curiosity, What the fuck are you doing? The building has been in pieces for 2 years now. Put it back together and get out. And take that Union bullcrap with you. Fudgepackers! -UB

Hey SAS, thanks for fixing that whole ‘increased living wages’ thing last year. No, really, I appreciate my meals at Putnams being $2 more this year. Thanks a lot!

Dear Generation- Littering is a crime. Stop publishing.

To the Cable Guy, Thanks for finally installing our cable and internet today. I got to watch 2 hours of Law & Order today!

To the Dolly llama, Thanks for the day off!

Now Placing Bets in 315 Student Union: What day do you think the first appearance of a North Face jacket will be?

Well, given the weather in Buffalo, I’d say September 21st-ish..

Don’t be a Thracian because Thracians are pussies.

Go Bulls! I think Drew Willy is dreamy.....

ACCIDENT!

Smoke a Blut!!1

Those cheesy bean burritos are still giving me the shits...

To the girl is my World Civ class: When you walk down the stairs your tits bounce. It’s wonderful. Thank You.

I wonder if the Dalai Lama is single.

To the Hott Blonde in my com101 class: do you like girls too?

To those fuckers in Lockwood: for god sakes the library is not a motel.

el bugi de las pompas!

dear spectrum, why are your issues sprawled out on the lawn?

You swear like a nun.cheese and crackers, that’s frustrating!

One Love to my G crew.

Ya Güey!!!

G is for....

Why do LI girls tawk funny?

What the hell happened to Chris Games?

Who?

Who was that hottie on the cover last week and where can I get his number?

To the Stampede bus driver: sorry we rocked the bus. The only thing is...I wasn’t going to back down.

tHanX L3slie bff4 lyfe!

We be burnin! I <3 Sean Paul!

We be burnin’ in Generation. Seriously, we need a fan.. It’s really fucking warm up here.

To my neighbor downstairs. Kill the bird. And then cook it with some spices and shit, cook some veggies, and come over for dinner.

G is for Gremlins!

G is for Geraldo Rivera’s moustache!

I have poop in my butt!

Ummm...bathroom break?

So, SA Kids. When do you get the spinners for the golf carts? “Breaker Breaker one nine learn to use a walkie talkie.”

To the drunk chick walking down the spine to Fall Fest: Awesome Dalai Lama song. “Daaiiiili Laaaama Daaaaili Laaaama.” Beautiful, and moving.

To the hippy lookin girl in the white dress: Bum another cigarette from me.

Yo gen bitches. why you gotta talk bout LI girls. i’m dating one and she’s fucking beautifl. just cuz you can’t dates don’t mean u can talk.

The best part about LI girls is the top of their heads.

He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevice right at the base of this glacier. . ..

to the hot dynamics TA, you are the hottest guy to ever walk this earth and I wish you weren't graduating yet because I think you are incredible

To PSY101 StarWars Kid, you only need to click that thing once, not in a fucking circle. Also, the mullet/Chubaca look isn't working. You are still young, Padawan.

Dear jericurlish hair, if you do not love your job at the alumni why don't you just quit! NO ONE CARES! Be nice, Blow us. The alumni goer.

Dear dark haired girl in my poli sci class. You have a world class ass.

To the girl who moved seats during class. Do I smell? Or are you just ugly?

Dear the generation, why do your personals suck so bad? i heard they were the best part of the magazine and they weren’t funy at all.

Why don’t you write good ones. It’s clear you’ve already failed.Thanks anyway.