Can I redeem my Sean Paul ticket for a student activity fee refund? (I am writing this while he is still on stage embarrassing himself).
To the sweaty cunt that stole my jacket out of Norton 209: I have your family locked up in my closet where the jacket should be. Let’s negotiate, shall we?
“Pimp My Ride?” More like “Pimp My Excess Scraps of Metal.”
Every issue there’s some dumbshit saying “smoke a blut!!1” like it was a new thing...why don’t you kids pool your ideas together and come up with something original and creative. Fuckers.
Puff on a spliff?
To the hot Spectrum male fashion model damn u look fine. you have a gf? - grl with the brown purse.
spectrum still sucks
G is for Gary Sinese, gravity bong, going south, grabass, governmental error, glenfidich, galapagos islands, gone with the wind, gestapo, gaspacho, gulag, granny panties.
To the scum bags that suck donkey dick on the third floor in Dewey, if you fucks throw one more fucking drink at our patio, we will come up there and beat the living fuck out of you and your hoes. love, 117. ps smoke a blunt!!1
I’ll have a meatball sandwich, a medium coke, And your phone number.
To the janitors in Lockwood. Thanks for not refilling the toilet paper. Now I lost a pair of socks, assholes.
Props to the guys who threw that sweet ass jello wrestling party on saturday with the hot ass bitches! Fuck that crazy china man who called the cops.
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, dude.
Smart, chubby, slightly balding freshman male seeking nudist graduate art student. please inquire within Student Union 142.
It’s a trap.
G is for...Two glock 40’s...(cocked back)
New research study in, students GPAs go up after PJs closed down.
Mo, Don’t change out of your sexy new look. - your Azn princess
You gotta open your throat, relax your jaw...and don’t forget to cup the balls.
o what a night...late september back in 63, what a very special time for me
He called you a cum-guzzling road whore. Are you going to take that?
Has anyone seen that sign on Rensch road about parking for the “Dali Lama’s” visit? Thanks for making us look great, UB.
A mi cholito lindo: Te adoro, idiota!
08.04.06
We demand that the Audobon be shut down! And we will Vilanche every room on this campus until our demands are met...or at least until UB builds a pedestrian bridge.
Bruce Vilanche?
Dear ex-boyfriend, stop calling me for pot connections. It’s over.
smoke a blut!!1
To the kid in AHI recitation: I’ve never heard anyone drink milk as loudly as you. Please. Get that checked out.
Can I just kill someone? Any volunteers?
Cheers!
G is for grizzly bears and gumdrops.
The internet is a series of tubes.
2 tha bastard at th student union why u gotta stare at me yo. i just eating wit my crew and u all up in ma shit. next time im gonna fuck u up 4 all to see. what.
G is for grammatical errors.
To my roomate J: you stink take a shower, please
I love me some fatties !!!
To the dark-haired girl at campus info: the only info I need from you is your number and what day and time you want me to pick you up. How bout it? - SU Junkie
I have poop in my butt!
This self-proclaimed humor columnist at the spectrum is less than funny.
i hate my fucking life
IMPORTANT this tag is to be removed only by the consumer to assure correct safe adjustment of the back height it is ipo
i really regret my new haircut
Who wants to talk about the SA’s smoking ban?wat a bunch of fucking nodicked friendless losers. smoking is the wave of the ironclad future. smokablut!1
Why isn’t Hey Dude on anymore?
