To the fucker who took air outta my tan Camry in bookstore lot...may all 4 of your black Maxima’s tires burst on thruway
Just a quick question, how much of our SA money is going to that cherry-picker sitting outside of Baldy?
Because SA handles construction costs...
To my dear Spanish compañero,
I don’t care is you have a girlfriend, if we don’t have a muy caliente hook up by the end of the semester, I’m going to be pissed.
Love, Your favorite liberal
Mark it on your calendars, Sept. 20: first day for North Face Jackets and Sweats tucket into your Uggs, who says we have no class?
Dear glasses-wearing kid in MUS***: shut the fuck up, everything that comes from your mouth is retarded
Signed, Everyone
You music nerds sure are compassionate.
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO FART?
Out your ass, I would imagine.
I need to get laid, I don’t want to grow up to be a 40 year old virgin!
To the kid I hooked up with after too many Barton’s at Fallfest--I lied, I didn’t get my period and still need a ride to the clinic. We’ll discuss it at campus ministries.
To the cute Indidan chick in my MTH*** class. Your sideburns and hairy lower back really turn me on. Thank you for the wet dream I had last night.
El padre de tita,
I love you, I miss you, I care about you.
Love, Kumru
To my suitemate’s prude gr--Head is not enough. It’s abut time you let him fuck the shit out of you.
Girls, get vaccinated against HPV! One of the most common STDs causes cervical cancer, is not detectible in men, and can be transfered even when you use protecton. (no one told me)
Drag.
Who picks up the A-Train in a fantasy football league?...I know, the same guy who drafts Roethlisberger 7th overall the year before he wins the super bowl!!!
To the fat girls in my world civ class: one, stop eating. two, stop flirtingwith each other. Get off your fat asses and exercise
Pleased to meet you, Meat to please you
G = Gadonkadonk
Dearest immature pricks from 117,
Although we greatly appreciate your offer to beat the shit out of us and our “hoes”, we would like to extend an alternate offer; step 1, eat shit and bark at the moon; step 2 piss up a rope; step 3 think twice on who you accuse, of what...
P.S. The only thing you will ever beat the shit out of is each others rectal orifices.
To the UBIT Community:
GoPrint yourselves. In an attempt to Save a few bucks on paper and ink, you spent 50 godzillion dollars on iprint. Now iprint myself at home every night because the IT Girls charge too much for a Print Job
Fuck you and your awful fucking books, L. Ron Hubbard. These ‘stress tests’ in the commons are just mor “give us money” bullshit. G is for goddamn scientologists
P.S. Ann Marie is way hotter without the grills on.
The blonde scientology loser sux a lot.
Loosy McGillacuddy, why don’t you put some meat on your bones, or do you like it when I get fucked in the ass because I <3 cock? War smoking weed, and UB Football. Fuck Fuck Fuck the Police
You’re an idiot.
Karim Garcia?...
WHO’S Karim Garcia???
Game Time HOOH!!!
You can download episodes of Hey Dude from DC++. Classic Nick rocks!!!
The magazine is now cancelled, we’re going to be too busy watching Hey Dude.
To the SU Junkie:
In case you haven’t noticed, there are about 5 of us dark-haired girls working at the info-booth so your gonna have 2B more specific. Grow some balls and just come up and ask.
-The Dark-haired girls form the SU info-booth
Whats with these fucking long Island bitches.They are suck assholes thinking they are too good for anyone here. That Island is there for a reason. GO HOME!!
Understanding and compassion, everyone. Goodnight!
