To my roommate, Stop watching movies at night in the dark with those dam sun glasses on and stop eating my fuckin food. you think I don’t no but I fuckin do. P.S. try to get laid.
I love lamp.
To the blonde president of the itty, bitty, titty committee: You don’t need big hooters because you have an ass to hoot over! Stop by my cubby because you give me a chubby. Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! -ACE
W does not stop talking. W thinks he has game, but he doesn’t...
Soy sudaca y orgulloso!
chévere.
To the moronic douchebags who relentlessly circle Ketter lot multiple times... NOBODY is leaving. Park in Jarvis and walk the extra 20 ft. You lazy buttholes. FUCK!
To the 5 info booth girls, Fuck that SU Junkie Faggot with no balls. Come to ladies night at Malones on Sat. -The Bartenders
Term: Intelligent Design. Definition: a sad attempt at making the creation myth sound “smart” in the context of a scientific debate. Also see: Holy Shit.
Ever since PJ’s has closed, I have been verry lonely. I cant find any freshman girls. -TJ, Age 24
To the stupid douche bags in statics recitation: Congradufuckalations on hooking up with a 40 year old woman, I bet she was ugly. So now could you please shut the Fuck up?! Thanks, Love, The Class
Dear hot boy with slight mohawk and big earrings in my polisci class, You are the love of life. Why dont you ever talk to me? Love blond big boobed girl behind you.
Slight mohawks r hottt.
W, I want your cock & balls. <3 that girl who you saw in the union (Penis, balls, whore)
ABSOLUTELY! Go home to you’re daddy’s you Long Island skanks! Some of you are alrite to look at but we all know you’re a waste of a life. You’re best bet is to stop breathing and die.
You’re grammar is bad, and so is your attitude.
Long Island Girl = Saddam Hussien with Uggs.
I don’t get it.
You must have eyes on your back, cause you got money 2 da ceilin’ ... WHAAA???
Dear Editor in Chief. You smell like old cabbage. Give me back my hoodie! -Go No Go For Launch
EAT PUSSY AND LIVE!!!
They tell me smoking weed is as bad as any offense: rape, murder, pediphilia. I say give me a blunt and a 5 year old boy to rape/murder, and Ive covered all four bases.
smoke a blut??/
To the pink toga slut, Three points of concern: 1. stay away from thongs. 2. we don’t like youre lollipops. 3. we don’t appreciate your money. --all the guys in the union.
Dear J, I hope you take care of your infestatoin. And way to lose the race at the bills game...
NORTH FACE ASSHOLE
meow
To the girl who decided to waste everyones time argueing w/ the prof in BioPsych... thats what office hrs are for not lecture. No one cares that you disagree, or that you know better. Those of us who actually show up to class @ 8 am want to learn not listen to you.
Dear T: y0|_| r0x0rZ /\/\y 50x0rZ
To the annoying Sci-Fi Red Head in the MLS program. Shut the Fuck up. No one cares about what you or your hamster think. Let the teacher teach, and you shut up. I am paying to listen 2 the one w/ the PHD NOT YOU!
Html is funny.
IMMA CHARGIN’ MAH LASER
to the tall dark and hansome bbal man that I see in Alumni and my SOC class all the time. you are a babe-->i need a good... umm... yeah. you’re #1 in my heart too! Love #23 (not E. Moore)
Dear person that doesn’t want to grow up to be a 40 year old virgin. Neither do I. Call me.
AFSV: te amo. -tu gringa
Dear Zappa Class: Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho, or is that a Sears poncho? hmm... no fooling.
to the asian girl in world civ with the rape hat.....WTF??!
