Dear ugly girl in my COM class, you remind me of an uglier bersion of an ugly girl I know
Dear blonde girl in my english class, stop fucking jerking off everybody-you smelly pirate hooker. - the class
GENERATION OCT 27 SU GET REDDIE
to th 4 foot snowman outside the unon yr a huge diksuk fag.
To the prof. of my 11 o’clock spanish class, I give permission to slap th’ fuck out of thoughts bitches until they shut up!
To the tall guy with bling in your ears and black Timberland jackit, with your hair slicked back...are you kashu??!! from the girls in the “SU” who alway stare at you :) YESSIR!;)
ZOMG! Emoticons! 8-P
To the football team stop parading around the union thinking your all that, win more than 1 game then start talking
Braille is an amazing language. I want the word Hooters written across my chest in braille so people can feel my hooters.
i’m not sure it’s really a language.
To the fat body @ Goodyear, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SMELL! TAKE A SHOWER! We are going to give you a towel party far boy w/glasses. - Goodyear residents
PS Get some AXE and soap, you SMELL!
PSS Smoke a blut!!1
Yeah seriously dude, smell like bluts instead
Hey JR, don’t touch my dick again if you wont output at night. I don’t give a fuck if you are my RA. - Blonde freshman
OUTPUT ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Riley, had a great time with you, but you need to go get tested. I’m sorry - The girl from your kegger
To the haters of the pink toga slut- 3 points of concern: 1. You want to tap this, 2. you’ll never tap this and 3. say it to my face you fuckin pussys. Love always, the pink toga slut and her groupies.
PS check your grammar
don’t hate th eplayer hte the game.
Local Fraternity hosting cookout with free foot long hot dogs and a sack of nuts to any willing sorority.
I love it when Greeks cum together
MMM...double stuf!
get tested kids
Girl from my kegger, i got hpv. my bad, sry.
There should so be bridge between Clemens and NSC so I can cross the campus in 2 minutes
Always grammatically incorrect in Visions and a wretched public speaker-thanks for representing us SA prez! (MORON!)
OMG G DAYtaking over the union OCT 27. paper mache, blunt rolling, 7 foot flyer people, spray painting competition.
get into it...
I demand that there be phone lines installed in the SU so I can log on with my 14.4k modem/laptop. - The Fiend of UB
To the girl in my dreams. If my subconscious reads this can we pick the dream up where I left off.
Dear this weekend- thanks for fucking up our shrubberies. -The Phantom
My mom keeps telling me I need to start getting girls preggers. Anyone?
I hear there’s an ugly girl in COM class. Just paper bag it.
to the loser fraternities and sororities hogging all the fucking tables in the SU, get a fucking life and kick rocks! You losers dont own the tables, people like myself and my crew like to sit and eat! Go screw yourselves. Revenge is a must!!
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Free foot long and a bag of nuts all wrapped up in a Latex bag.
Single White Male looking for 20 hot chicks, 1 clown, 1 proctologist, and Cheez-wiz for sexual experimentation.
Fool! You left no return address!
Oh, we gotta go! Fuck you, get off my floor late at night we don’t like you, you are dirty pirate hookers!
Where’s the Army to help clean up this mess? Iraq? What about that National Guard? Iraq too you say? Ballz.
All haters come up to 350 student union and suk it if you hate my style. SA forever!!!
