Who said great literature is boring? Try your hand at these fun Mad Libs and see what happens when literature becomes interactive! The best submissions will be published here next week. Submit all completed entries to sbi-generation@buffalo.edu or drop them in the personals box at 142 Student Union by Friday October 27, 2006.
DIRECTIONS: Fold over left side of page so it is not visible. Fill in blanks on right side, then insert words into appropriate numbered spaces. Read finished story and enjoy.
THE CREATION STORY (REVISITED)
1- Name of fast food joint
2- Type of sports car
3- Noun
4- Saved By the Bell castmember
5- Boston Market side dish
6- Buffalo sports team
7- Non-Buffalo sports team
8- Type of alcoholic beverage
9- Member of Congress
10- Sexual position
11- Type of candy bar
12- Sexually Transmitted Disease
TO LIB OR NOT TO LIB?
1- Distantly related relative
2- Verb
3- Name of a Harlem Globetrotter
4- Sexual verb
5- Farming tool
6- Type of rodent
7- Body part
8- Country in Asia
9- A dead American president
10- Type of bird
11- Sexual position
12- Adjective
The Creation Story (Revisited)
1 In the beginning God created the (_____1_____) and the (_____2_____). 2 And the earth was without form, and void; and (_____3_____) was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the (_____4_____). 3 And God said, Let there be (_____5_____): and there was light. 4 And God saw the (_____6_____), that it was good: and God divided the (_____7_____) from the darkness. 5 And God called the light Day, and the (_____8_____) he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the (_____9_____). 6 And God said, Let there be a (_____10_____) in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 7 And God made the (_____11_____), and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the (_____12_____): and it was so.
To Lib or Not to Lib?
JULIET:
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy (_____1_____) and (_____2_____) thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I’ll no longer be a (_____3_____).
ROMEO [Aside.]:
Shall I hear more, or shall I (_____4_____) at this?
JULIET:
‘Tis but thy (_____5_____) that is my enemy.
Thou art thyself, though not a (_____6_____).
What’s Montague? It is nor hand, nor (_____7_____),
Nor arm, nor (_____8_____). O, be some other name
Belonging to a (_____9_____).
What’s in a (_____10_____)? That which we call a (_____11_____)
By any other word would smell as (_____12_____).