Dear bitches from Goodyear X, hope you flunk your tests. STFU we’re trying to study! Love, fellow studiers <3.
To the big headed kid in MGA ***. Both the Dolphins and the Leafs suck dick. And the green Sundin jersey is ugly as sin. Do us all a favor and SMOKE A BLUT!!1.
Hot Asian boy with sexy voice @ AASU meetings. I wanna have your babies in the back row! Love the asian girl with glasses.
Dear creepy guy in G. Year living on X flr. You’re a perv, who takes adv. of drunkgirls. 1 wrd = hell! BTW your new tatt. sux.
You abbrev. too mch.
Dear slut from R’s party in Sweet Home: Next time you give a dude a BJ, brush your fucking teeth first. My chode smelled like a egg mcmuffin after you slobbered on it...whore. - TJ.
My gf doesn’t like the idea that I’m a butt pirate and she refuses to give me the booty. What should I do to covince her?
Wrong column, dipshit.
I once watched SA officers funnel thousands of unearned dollars into the account of one club because our Pres. knew the SA treasurer. When’s “love your SA day” again?
G-Day is Friday.
Halloween is just an excuse for doucebags to dress up as something respectable.
Read Generaton or I will be execute!!!
I’d rather do heroin or get a damned pet cat than date a long island girl. - Fiend of UB.
Judging from how much time you spent submitting personals, I would advise you to take any dates you can get.
Love is a four legged word. Meow!
You down with HPV? Yeah you know me!
Good thing my vibrator runs on batteries! rrrrrrrr....
I like onomotopoeia.
To my ice cream lover: you can soft serve me anytime. Miss you xoxo.
There definitely needs to be an alternative facebook called “Crotchbook” or maybe a myspace called “mycrotch.” Then girls can be on mycrotch all the time.
To anyone looking for freaky experience. I go both ways, I have a nine inch shlong. I would really enjoy dong-slapping someone across their forehead. I also like to be tortured in role play. Please respond through personals. “Falcon.”
This goes out to J- from Sweet Home. I gave you head three weeks ago and now I have bumps on my mouth. Fuck you. You smell like poo and I hate you. Fuck yourself. - B-.
Poppy cock!
To all the dayoheads that want the tables in the SU...go suck on an unze beans and choke on a dao...AKA do something abt it or shut the fuk up.
You’re an idiot.
Sick burn, sick burn
October snowstorm baby boom nine months from now?
I just saw Hillary giving Stalin a reach-around in the basement of Lockwood.
History comes alive.
RIP 101 to the beer, to the women, to the nights you didn’t remember. but we won’t stop, we can’t stop, eeeha eeeha!!
To the asshole who feels the need to piss all over Bldg 6 4th floor wilkeson bathroom, fucking stop, we’re going to kill you!
Sorry dude, just marking my territory
Tall black male searching for 7’2 female weighing 250 for me to dump on. I want to own your body and make you feel dirty. I’ll also jiggle your asshole while fucking you.
Two comments: One, I don’t predict much success with your search. Good thing your didn’t take out a classified. Two, do girls actually enjoy butthole pleasures?
Swizzle stick?
smok a bult!!1
To the japansee girl in my ULC math class last fall. You have an amazing ass. Come visit me, you know where. pls respond
Glad I stayed out of the storm, my wood might have broken off.
Dear spectrum, you bore me.
By Saturday w/o power I wanted to kill myself by electrocution. I should have thought that one out a little bit more.
We’ll be happy to loan you a rope.
Sry about the HPV i’ve been spreading.
You’re beautiful, You’re beautiful, You’re beautiful, You’re beautiful, You’re beautiful, You’re beautiful, You’re beautiful.
Who needs the Peace Corps??
todos buenos, todos feos, todo el mundo sin espejos! SE ACABA LA VANIDAD!
some1 told me sweethome is the hookup.
G day G day horray!
smoke a blut!!1
I swallowed your cum, that should count for something.
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