I would like to thank everyone who turned in a submission for the Mad Libs contest, but since only two were turned in, I won't. Here's the one I thought was the funniest.

To Lib or Not to Lib?

JULIET:

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Deny thy sister's cousin's former roommate and ostracize thy name;

Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,

And I'll no longer be a Meadowlark Lemon.

ROMEO [Aside.]:

Shall I hear more, or shall I spooge at this?

JULIET:

'Tis but thy sickle that is my enemy.

Thou art thyself, though not a gerbil.

What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor baby toenail,

Nor arm, nor Taiwan. O, be some other name

Belonging to a Nixon.

What's in a blue-footed booby? That which we call an inverted cowgirl

By any other word would smell as vomit inducing.