Dear creepy cocksucker in my Chem lab, quit trying to get in the TA’s pants, PS keep fucking around and ur nuts are getting dipped in acid...

Puffy Bwn Haired Man who cleans up trees looking for a hooker/hot date. If you are interested, respond herestating you are interested in the “lumberjack”.

To all the frats who use ALL of the tables in the Union....tell your moms to decide on 1 color of lipstick...my dick is starting to look like a rainbow. -BAMF (no pun intended)

To all those (I am a closet homosexual) in ***, how about you pledge and stop rockin your weak ass letters and taking up my table space in the union -Real “we pledged” fraternities

That’s a really stupid personal.

To B aka Captiain Hook, I love your tight pants. When you walk down the hall it makes me get off. -L

Attractive Female Student needed for extensive sex research. Personality is not required, but is preferred.

cute japanese girl from math last year...no answer? sad face.

To girl in my ULC class; your blonde hair looks so hot. It would look better with my cum in it. Your face looks so slutty thats why i want to piss on your dirty face sooo bad. You also have great tits. - TJ

Punch Babies!!!

To the btches crying about the tables in the Union, either wake ur ass up before 9 and beat our pledges, or stop being such a bitch and TRY to join a fraternity or sorority.

...why?

To everyone who hates the awesome people who sit in the Union- cry me a river, build me a bridge, and throw yourself off of it. Wahhhh-call a wambulance.

I might be an idiot but you’re a DAYOTWA! -TAJ

Hey Jrob, stop being (I’m anal retentive) and smoke a blunt with me again. I forgot, how much do you pay Gov (i’m a tool)s to be your “friend”?

Without Wax

To the cute Pulse editor, Fuck your ex-boyfriend come get a nice Jewish boy.

Dear Letterman, I think your hot but heard you have crabs in your beard and a chode, leave me alone -your neighbor

Dear UBSAS- thanks for getting all the hardworking immigrant laborers fired. Now, we have to deal with a campus that looks AND smells like a gym locker, just so you can feel , AND look AND smell like a real hippie.

I HATE HIPPIES.

They love you.

To the guy with the guitar strapped to his back that opened the door for me outside Porter 6 on Sunday afternoon, even though I already had my keys, who are you? I think you are cute I want to see you <3

Dear Erin , You bring me closer to God <3 Xenu

The organic cookies are the only thing doesnt make me want to vomit at Generation Day! The cookie sellers are bitches though

To the Ugly Slut in Capen, Your headband in tooo tight. Your pearls are too big. You just need to go.

g-day ‘06: a success on all fronts

To the girl in my HIS class who comes in late...say hi sometime.

Dear Friend of UB, You Blow at hockey. Till next time, T-Bone P.S. Nice Penis on your jersey

i guess you bitches just don’t get it. Want us “individuals” to do something about the tables, don’t worry we will!! Fucking idiots “my name is “blah” and to be cool I have to take wood ans suck cock to join a frat/soror.”-go fuck your mom and her poodle-Grt

Butthole pleasures? Depends on the girl. Hi Kim hi cat.

To the perverted kid sitting in the front row of psych: shut the fuck up! before I pimp smack your (unfunny) ass, bitch!

I can’t wait to stop printing these.

GO SABRES

smoke a blut!!1

dear generation, play better music in the union next time you have a fest.

Aah, G-Fest ‘07. I can see it now.