To the kid in Intro To Accounting Recitation, sit your ass down and STFU, stop coming in late and not sitting down when you get to your seat. And stop asking pointless questions to a TA that can’t teach. We’re sick of you- The Class

Stop bitching to Generation and say something to our face. Loved or hated, but never ignored. -*** Fraternity

To the annoying kid in NTR*** who asks irrelevant questions in the class, Nobody likes you and you know the teacher never knows the answer to your questions. Go home and shut the f*** up!

Silly, dont ever expose your thighs in that way again.

My sister, number 1 sex in mouth. High Five.

Dear People in Clemens Hall who take the elevator up 1 floor, You suck and you make me late for class. Please take the stairs you fat lazy bastards.

“Moss looks fancy”

It’s not sexy unless it is bloody, broken, or covered in hair.

it’s not masturbation unless it’s cold and alone, crying into a bile mix of blood and vomit.

To the hott curly haired guy in my EE *** class, I want to be as close to your ass as your saddle bag is to your army jacket

That’s all this week folks. That’s what happens when one of you miscreants goes and steals our personals box. So, until you give it back, or someone decides to buy us a new one, we’re punishing the whole for the crimes of a few. So, until next week drop off your personals outside our office (315 Student Union).