Boy who always plays with his long sexy hair in Goodyear, you are so beautiful. ¡ya tu sabes!

I punish myself by reading the generations fiction - the masochist

To the punk bitch that likes to talk shit, why don’t you take a break from sucking dick and say it to my face. - The Boxer

For all the clit asshole butt guys who hang out in the Student Union all day long thinking they’re cool. Your not, so go fuck yourselfs and suck your own dick. Signed, the staff at UB

Dear those critical of Visions; realize that the assbags at the very top of SA are to blame for its shittiness. PS, I hear *** is a giant D-Bag. Signed, someone totally unaffiliated with SA

Dear TA Dyke in World Civ., sit down and shut the fuck up, your more distracting than anything else. Love, the entire class

D-Unit- I wanna suck you off so bad. let’s put those 40 condoms you just bought to use. Love, the whore from the 2nd floor

To the ***pledge mom-your hair looks like Medusa and your pledges are ugly

2 the bitch in our BIO*** class yes you. in the back of the class hop the fuck off our dicks. you cant be us so stop trying...I hope the UB stampede crushes you. Luv: the city girls that you try to be!

To all the Long Island bitches. We are going to see you in a gorilla gang bang. Good luck and fuck you, signed all of UB

To the putz with the Toyota Tercel. You are a fat fuck. Go load a trailer you dick. Fuck you! Signed, the Putz

Um, hold the phone, but aren’t you just calling yourself out there?

To the hot asian girl in my MTH*** and CHE*** class. I want you, please talk to me.

Duuuhhhh poop....

Dear Fuck Face- if you weren’t such a fucking bipolar bitch then maybe I wouldn’t get you off then spit your nasty ass cum all over your overbearing bush. Love, your best friend.

To the dike bitch in **...why’d the cock have to cum out the mouth during Sunday brunch?

What the fuck! Why did you cut down the personal ads? You mother fuckers should have more. And what happen to the Waste of Time cartoon? Bring it back! Fuck Howard Turtle!!

Waste of Time will surely show up again.

To the cute cool Astronaut nerd/geek with a burgundy sweatshirt, Tag Heuer watch, and a cool nokia phone-ur a sweetie! I want you to get inside my cockpit, & take me on a space ride! - From the tall blond who admires you everyday at the Capen computer place.

Hello, how is you doing. I is liking America very much. Is girls is good. I have many toys for these girls. I use pussy magnet to get all American girl. I will make the sexy with all you. Dziekuje.

To the dumb useless bitch in my studio shut the fuck up and do your own work for a change. I can’t believe you didn’t quit yet. Also to another person in the same studio you fat bitch drop the fork and start working. Everytime you come to work you go right back to Wendy’s you fat ugly fuck.

fat, ugly, bitchy lesbian RAs in **-come out already...I know if one does the other will...the leash ain’t that long

big-boned, balding, CUNTry HD on south, get a real job...there’s other ways to go about paeodiphilia-oh, and your head can only be up so many asses...so pick your asshole wisely

JL- hooking up with every guy at UB does not make you cool, it makes you a slut. PS thanks for the handjob you prolly don’t remember

I got a lot of friends, but only one’s the main. She does the body good, her name’s Mary Jane. You put her in the dutch, rool that bitch up tight. Hit that shit slow, then pass it to the right. Purple, white, red, and even green. Don’t matter much cuz they all produce the steam. She’ll keep you happy that’s no surpise. Now lets go get that bitch legalized...