To all the spineless cowards who don’t have the balls to talk shit to people, but would rather write hate-mail to the Generation personals: keep up the good work! It’s hilarious!

We do what we can.

To the skinny frat boy who always wears a backwards Mets hat, stop going to parties and making out in corners so everyone can watch you. It’s not cool, stop that SHIT!!!

i have had sex with no less than 4 members of the production staff of visions.

Sweet party at Level. $8 for a fuckin’ glowstick. Totally cool.

To the hole behind Knox: I filled your sister behind the Union last week. Don’t drop the soap.

WANTED: Hot chick willing to answer to the name “firecrotch”. No experience necessary. Must not be stupid bitch or blabbermouth. Also has to like BJ’s too. Cheerleaders and other trashy slutbags preferred. No fat stinkin’ hogs. Serious inquiries only. Reply to “Zen.”

INTERNATIONAL THATS WHAT SHE SAID DAY 2/15/07. COMMEMORATIVE T SHIRTS AVAILABLE. 315 SU.

sorry i stole your little union flag. but i wanted it reel bad.

“For whoever calls upon the name of the lord shall be saved.”....seems easy enough.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!

I wish I never voted for HS. This was written on Friday, January 26, 2007.

To the *** wearing the “Red Stripe” hat: HOT DAMN!!! You are one FIIINEEE brotha. Make babies with me. I think I’m in love with you.

SA=swallow always!?>

Dear girl in Soc*** class who refused to participate in our group: I’m glad you didn’t open your mouth because if you sounded half as bad as you looked, I would have shit all over your face, you dirt fucking cunt. Drop Dead!!

To the girl PSY***, you’re taking a fashion risk...I like it...just don’t do it on camera. P.S. Helen Hunt called, she wants her grasshopper beret back.

Dear freshmen girls who ALREADY think they’re the shit...good news, pledging starts soon...it was good knowing you while you looked DECENT. See you at the bar in April...Love, VNB

VNB. you not smart.

Looking for Electrical Engineer with seven plus years invested into a bachelor’s degree. Punctuality is not necessary and a very healthy appetite is encouraged. Must lack academic integrity...XOXO

somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll be paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

You bring the Delorean, I’ll get the guns

To the asshole in the “Against the Grain” article, fuck you and your VCR!!!

To the Emo idiot in the Commuter Lounge, my dick is currently in one of your mother’s holes. If you can guess which one correctly, I will give you a dollar.

Frats are dumb, and nobody cares about them. Period.

Hazardous Lamp is known to attack without warning. If you see Hazardous Lamp, do not approach it. Go to the nearest blue light phone and alert the authorities. Do not travel alone at night. Hazardous Lamp is known to associate with the known criminal, Therapist Couch.

This is not a game of who the fuck are you.

Turn to page 14!!!!! LOLZ!!!!!

To the large frat boy who wears a letters hoodie and tims. What the fuck. I saw you in your lebaron in the parking lot last week, you almost ran me over son.

You had better check yourself forst you wreck yourself.

This album isn’t for humans, it’s for underwater sea creatures.

No, I’m not coming to your party but I’ll come over and fuck your roomates. For $20.

To the Student Union: thanks for all the free popcorn and cotton candy. I’m glad my activity fee is going towards something delicious.

The moon rulz!!1

...in Boston, especially.

who wants to play guess who?

Happy black history month

smoke a blut. 4 teh kids.