To the A-hole in MGG***, If you don’t want to hear us talk, move your seat. And if you’re going to yell at us for speaking, at least pay fucking attention and not do work for another class. <3 the girls in the back.
Dear Freshman girls who are currently pledging...Lipstick, $5...Bar Cover, $3...Season One of “The Hills” on DVD, $24.99...The look on your face in the union, PRICELESS. Love, VNB.
To the skanky Long Island bitch that randomly fucks guys, I have a dick you can ride and I promise we won’t get caught like last time. You freshman Long Island bitches give the best head!! Love, A random guy that wants to fuck.
Dear M, you cunt-scab: Shut the fuck up. Nobody likes you so stop fuckin talking shit about everyone. The only people who will show up at your funeral are people who have come to piss on your grave. Love, everyone you’ve ever met except for the fat bitch down the hall (she doesnt know any better).
Holy fuck the headlights are covered by independently blinking eyeballs!
To all the yobs in Capen’s silent study area: Shut your ugly faces. What the fuck are you ding in a library anyways? We all know that whatever you’re tryingg to do you’ll fail at.
So freshman year I used to steal one sock from each washer when I did laundry. By the end of the year I have a huge bag full of them...then I realized what a dumb idea it was. Sorry about that.
fuck you guys.
i hate my job
To the grimy kid in Spaulding tower who has never changed his sheets and keeps old pizza boxes under his bed,Please clean your shit, wash your sheets and take a fucking shower becasue the hazardous waste being emmitted from you and your stuff is single handedly burning a hole in the ozone layer. Cordially yours, God.
To all slackers who read GenMag, smoke a blut!!11
Hey-oh! Day-ay-ay-oh. Daylight come and me wanna go home.
Moss, your cooking skills are second to none.
Thanks! A/S/L?
To the 30 freshman in my com class- Please stop asking so many damn questions. The seniors who are taking the class would just like to get it done and over with. Online tests are not that complicated! Oh and stop making out during the ten minutes before class starts. Thanks!!
To the good looking guy in my writing class last semester, Thanks for your opinion on who should run for president. Will you take me for a ride in the corvette now?!
Thanks for the foot massage, SA.
**CE**N**SOR***SHI***P*** FU*****CK*I*****NGB***LO* ****W*S***GOA****TS****** ***SMOKEABL*T!***********
Big Brother is Watching You! The rest of us are bored out of our skulls and watching animals fuck on Animal Planet.
Dear Boston, A Lite-Brite is NOT a weapon of mass destruction. Get your head out of your ass!- Love, Me
yo this box is sweet
Dear Amherst, PLOW THAT SHIT. F'real.
Nothing will stop the Eagle Summit.
To that guy in SA---(insert any name here)---yeah, that's the one...you are so not cool!
To the guy in GEO***, its obvious you have an STD. Stay home and scratch your unit or maybe just cut it off. You're fucking gross
knock knock. who's there? adolf. adolf who? adolf ball hit me in tha mouf! ba dum tsccch.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tsch.
We’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need THE EDGE!!!
To the loud breather in PSY***, Shut the fuck up.
Have you ever been in the shower rinsing off your asshole (after washing) when the water suddenly got real hot and scorched your asshole? Man does that shit hurt.
Happy Birthday Dani and Matt!!
Zee Farthammer!!!!!!
