Today's Lesson: Cookies for Breakfast.
Sour Times.
Your mother’s favorite band in Portishead.
To all the hubies girls, you make getting food a wonderfully exciting experience.
To the loud people on the 4th floor of Lockwood, The 4th floor is a silent floor so with all due respect, would you please shut the f*%k up! Love, Barbie.
TO THE INVADER OF THE BLUNT CIRCLE...DON’T EVER DO IT AGAIN!!! LOVE, YOU KNOW WHO.
To that Engineering frat selling tickets in the SU: we know where you live, friends.
To the girls of **, Whatever happened to taking your usual pretty pledge classes? I’m highly disappointed....clearly somebody is slacking.
Hey Flag Room! Do a barrel roll.
To the Polish Prince in Studio Bay uno, I want you to have a slice of my "pichka" pie, and enjoy my fruitful bradavice...and i will pusi kurac.... kiss kiss...love the serbian princess in studio bay deux
Moss, I tried ur piza and i shat sideways for a week. Open a restarant so I can burn it down.
To the quiet and smartass Indian guy with a white girlfriend- I am better than her and I’m not a bitchy hick. PS you look hot with your dark red hoodie.
There is nothing "personal" about personals.
To the TA in ARC *** class, I find it freaking sexy when you wear your saggy ass pants and the thong that is too small. Please turn around and get a mustache ride. Love the sigma delta phi sweetheart.
HOLY BALLS!!! thirties in buffalo and I'm wearin a tube top fukkaz.
Chippewa is overrated. I’d rather get some fucking Sal’s and free drinks at 101. Four dolla cab back to da durty souf fuk yez.
To girls: the sweatpants/boots combo is not, never has been, and will never be attractive. You look like you're wearing a garbage bag that's tied at your knees. Please, for the love of all that is good, stop immediately.
jeezy chreezy, steve boyd is an asshole.
dear blonde bitch driving the blue land rover on 2/20-while you were waiting 20 minutes for me to leave my parking spot you could have been getting some much needed exercise by finding another one and walking the 100 extra yards to class, it wouldn't kill ya!
To the sexy-ass hurdler on the track team that looks like the rapper Lil Wayne...you are sooo fine...Just give me 1 hour of your time, and I'll give you the ride of your life..love, your numba one stunna...lol
Have you ever seen how many unread copies of VISIONS get thrown away each time they put that rag out? thanks for wasting my mandatory activity fee, SA.
"Smoking a blut" is even better when you wash it down with some Jägermeister!
Buffalo's first goal, his second of the night, scored by number 23, Chris Druuuuuuuuuury!
i've seen my RA naked....as Borat would say, "thats a niiice".
To the guys at Level night club: Will you be our pole again? We wanna fuck you <3 2 sexy ladies.
To all the LI snobby, cunt licking, 222 STD having, two faced, fat, fake tanning, Ugg wearing, asking daddy for everything girls...there are other ways to be cool than to join a sorority and take over all the tables in the union!!!
To all the girls who wear leggings, unless you are a size 0-2 you should not be wearing just leggings and a t-shirt, YOU look FAT!!!!!
shoes......let's get em. shoes.
To the kid in my English class who wears fucking ugly work bootsand thinks he is the philosophical shit...SHUT UP! No one likes you!...and when your mouth isn’t running your RED hair is still distracting everyone… I hear L’Oreal Preference has come out with a new hair color…you should really try it out…do it…for the rest of our sakes! Thank you! Sincerely, Everyone who has ever come into contact with you loud ass mouth and hair
to my upstairs neighbors: please shut the fuck up and stop stomping above my goddamn head. thank you and i hope you die. :)
to a certain boy in spaulding tower: if you couldn't get into my pants, what makes you think little miss virgin mary is going to let you into hers? maybe your first time could be on a ski lift, that would be cute...don't be a fool, wrap your tool;-) I wonder if she knows we were hooking up less than a week before you guys started dating? hmm I bet you forgot to mention that.whoooops.
I love the hot blonde who dyed her hair dark brown. I want to SLAM you baby and fuck you all night long. I want to suck the seeds out of your giant watermelons. -Horny guy with a giant ballsack in the bathroom
My fantasy would be to see Victor E. Bull getting sand blasted in the rear end by a horse cock.
Burn down some trees?
Stupid lesbian RAs in ** - Stop creating drama. Just got drunk in your room some more and leave everyone else alone!
To everyone who's bitching about all the snow-stop complaining and do some snow bongs! This stoner tip brought to you by an adult learner.
What is up with people and not putting their cellphones on vibrate, are you that retarded?
To the two LI girls from the commons, with the orange tans. Thats a nice tan. Very nice. Thats sarcasm, not a compliment
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8..soundcheck, this song would be the best ever if it wasnt a SOUNDCHEEEEECK
DT, Dump your GF shes a slut.. We love you so fucking dump her.. She has a inny vagina too
Dancing Steve.. you can dance on me all night long.. I see you in the Gym all the time big boi...Love Tom
B-lee.. white girls ride dirty...
To the big nose kid that works out.. you are soooooooo hot.... you can rubb me down anytime. You have a big nose. is anything else big??
To the girl who received a 'Bless You" in the library...I'll suck your toes any day of the week...come into my study booth and we'll study eachother - Red Beanie
I want to start a good publication on campus. You know, one not run by cokeheads or fascists.
to all you japs! lose the stupid looking boots but keep the ass tight pants. those are nice
any fraternity thats allowed to wear their
