To B2 you little skank ass blue skin chachee lil dik lovn o, Turkey and cheese nipples black stanky butthole wash ya ass you filthy fuk. - all of UB
I think slam is hot. fuck you haters. i hope you die tragically. love, slams secret admirer
Dear boys with your backwards hats and fancy ties despite what they say its hot and boy oh boy is it classy. love me.
Dear angry hicks at UB, stop hating on Long Island girls just because we drive lexus’ and beemers and you ride a cow to class, doesn’t mean you need to hate. And stop hating on out outfits because Levis jeans and an outfit from JCPennys were NEVER in so check yourself.
Rape hookers, punch bums
Molest midgets!!! for fun just look for the creepy guy in the union. hit me up for some short person “luvin”
to sober s., stop being so Long Island. I’m sick of it. go FUCK Jack Bauer!
Jug of captain Wednesday is GAY, BRass Monkey Tuesday’s is the way to go; you WISH you were like us.
To that sexy ass fraternity and sorority that sit under the stairs, how is it possible to get that many hot men and women in those 2 organization. I just wanna fuck you!
Fuck all you little bitch ass pussies who do nothing but bitch to the generation about all the frats. Its you bitch ass cunts who ain’t got no friends and no pussy. Suck on a nice big cock and was that down with a bucket of jizz. silly cuntbag fucks.
To all the long island sluts with their ugg boots and tucked in sweatpants, take care of your yeast infections, your cottage cheese pussies aren’t appetizing. smoke a blunt!
Where’s my dinner, WILLIPH?!?!
I want some penis cake
to the morons in the back of my BIO*** class. SHUT UP. if you hate the class so much, leave and spare us having to listen to your sad ugly people flirting. Also if you really don’t know what a surge protector is I’ll explain it to you!
To the chunky sorority chick. ..nobody likes you, you’re a fucking coke whore and a nasty skank. when will you understand that guys don’t like you and only use you for ass? P.S. you can’t drink for shit. Love, people who are tired of your shit.
Dear hicks at UB, why are all your noses pointed upward and why are you all lacking an upper lip? - confused Long Island girl.
Nice Polish kid looking for a freaky Asian to wrestle in bed with. Contact the “Polish Sausage.”
To “Yeshir Diddy”: I wanna ride you long and hard and make you scream till the cops come! You are soo mutha fuckin fine! And that ghetto bitch ur with doesn’t deserve you! I saw you at alumni the other day, and I couldn’t stop starin’ at that bangin’ ass you got! MMMMMMMMN...I want that ass for breakfast luch AND dinner! See ya, my light-skinned Big Daddy....xoxoxox
to all the stupid white sorority pledges, you don’t deserve letters cuz all you do is tell people youre pledging and color in your little books. fuck you bitches and go through some real pledging. ASSWIPES. -the true greeks on campus. ps its not that cool to sit at the su, suck a cock while your there
to the drunk motherfucker who pissed on my floor: next time you unleash on someone’s carpet, shoes, belt and towel at least have the courtest to piss on matching shoes and belt. don’t fuck up brown shoes and black belts cause it FUCKS up a lot more outfits.
to the hot chick in PHY*** with the huge boobs and dark hair: stop sitting next to the kid with the curly blonde afro and come sit on my lap!!! - YOUR SLAVE
i cant stand my roomate and her stupid boyfriend. if I hear them sweet talking each other one more time, i’ll barf on the bitch myself.
I’m glad I’m not a cop...uh, fuck... cops, and, uhh... suck my dick.
to the germ-a-phobe who lives on my floor and uses all the soap in the bathroom; I hope someone sneezes on you.
To the skanky and snobby L.I girls that attend U.B, GROW THE FUCK UP!!! You make other girls from Long Island even ashamed to say they're from Long Island, including yours truly. Not everyone from Long island can afford the things you wear, the expensive shit that your daddy bought you or the cars you drive. There are many of us who have to work for a living. So stop flaunting your UGG boots and obvious fake tans (trust me honey, you're not fooling anyone!) So please stop being such an emabarrasment to everyone else from Long Island who are thankfully nothing like you!!- yours truly, The real Girls of Long Island
cute guys with glasses turns me on =D..my fantasies awaits you!
Fluffy - please take me back, i miss your sweet sweet head. Love, Mr. De Bergerac
to the blonde girl with the hoop nose ring that always sits in the back of my psy*** class, u r so hot. i am madly in love with you, and i think we should fuck after class. then, after hours of crazy animalistic sex, i will take a huge poo on ur chest. -poo eyes :)
To the short chubby Indian w/ the glasses...You are so fuckin sexy, I'm wet just thinking about you.I want to throw you down and rip your clothes off. Interested? ~African Sex Goddess
Dear Generation, I never thought this sort of thing would happen to me, but last week I had lab next to these two co-eds who were so sexy. One was blonde, the other some sort of asian. Well, needless to say, I fucked your mom.
to the bitch RA that pulled me out of bed blowing on a whistle during the SECOND pipe burst in our building...you need to get laid and defrost your vagina asap
I cant wate for warm wether when all the hotties be wearin then short skirts.
to the fuck that turned the light off in the guys bathroom when i was in the middle of takin a shit, go fuck yourself!
to governors staff....get some more vending machines in Dewey!
I am soo tired of reading people's pathetic sexual comments that are simply the result of never getting laid, grow up! Thats why no decent woman will have sex with you!
somebody needs to start a group on facebook that tells you its ok to try and hook up with the people in it, cus facebook stalking is getting nuts! whos with me? aren't you tired of the pharmacy kids friending you when you have no idea who they even are?
to the author of the vibrating cock ring review: you can take me to poundtown anytime-cya in class!
thank god you all finally got your shit together and have an online personals form. there is now a completely safe place for people to anonymously talk shit about their peers. thank you generation.
Whenever I see someone breathing through their mouth, I want to put my dick in it.
Freshman boys are all kinds of LAME!
I'm sick of telling people I'm from Albany, only to have them stare at me blankly and ask, "where's that?" IT'S THE FUCKING STATE CAPITAL YOU LONG ISLAND IDIOTS!!!!!
I work at The Gun Store. I am a gun salesman. It's called The Gun Store. Where else would you go to buy a gun?
Hundreds, maybe thousands of copies of Visions, sitting in their boxes, unread..please stop wasting our money. Every time I pick one up and flip through it I am immediatly bored and regret my initial decision.
to the degen that keeps jiggling our door knobs in the morning, we will hunt you down and crack your skull.... ur done for.
To the fat chick in my PSY*** class... Your watermelons blowing in the wind make me horny as fuck.
To myself: You arouse me more now than ever before. Please allow me to ram me so hard in the ass that I will forget my own name. Then I will name myself Rumplestiltskin.
To the girls at the UB gym who think the "built-in bra" offers substancial support...please tuck those things in; they look better when they BOUNCE, not SWING.
Don't complain things that you have done to others too! Before complaining, watch out yourself!
It was just sad to see a total departure from reality on the part of the UB antiwar group last Wednesday. Not everything is some grand conspiracy!
Legend2k: Please clean up after yourself especially in the kitchen. Signed: Your roommates.
To the kid who cried in English class. Your in college, stop fucking crying!
Looking for an attractive male who; does not participate in "bro rape", does not go to "The Cut" for his weekly trim, and will not jiz all over himself at the sight of a 30 pack of keystone. Any takers?
