Soccer boys, Why are you so hot all the time? We’re friggin in love with you. Everytime we see one of you we need to take a cold bath. Love, FluFay and LuLu

I would imagine that a cold bath would be fairly unpleasant.

To the person in my Accounting class who always get a 100 on every frigging test...why don’t you go teach the damn class since you know it all; after all you are older than teacher. Stay home and take care of your grandkids.

would you feel stupid to know the 5 dllar soggy chicken sandwich you just bought is helping to pay the boss more than most of your teachers combined.

buffalo saberes suck

4 teh kids.crust punk girls and hoohoos.

the dalai lama reminds me of rice cakes

party for ex ass editor at the brothel 4/12/07 it’s goin down

Wanna know what I really learned in college? Bio is really chem, chem is really physics, physics is really math, math is more like english, english is really philosophy, philosophy is really phys-ed, phys-ed should give you gynecology credit. And interpretive dance is really computer science.

That was a loooong walk for comp-sci.

To the girl in Spaulding Floor 9, I’m madly in love with you. love that guy

These two should have no trouble finding each other.

Tara sucked at this years April Fools “I’m right, you’re wrong” Ann did a super job last year, bring her back.

Smoke a blut!!!11

Sniff...You remembered!

I want to fuck the piss out of the short student manager at the Cellar. I'd stuff you in my pocket so you could suck my behemoth jungle cock.

asian drums in the union is like retarded babies with pots and pans

dukes is the best bar in buffalo ive been there and i know.

To every LI girl I’ve ever offended. I don't mean all the shit i say about your looks, your sexual tendencies, or your intelligence. Its just, I’m tired of seeing you go out with the good looking Islanders and Jets fans from NYC. Please forgive me and give me another shot. Signed, every green eyed, ugly ass, Sabres /Bills fan who's ever wrote a bad personal about you

Longcat is looooooooong.

Free Dutches at the Elli!

teh ellie is a dump

To the all the boys in Spaulding who want to get laid by some hot ladies: If you have to write to the Generation to get laid you never will and are the lamest group of horny bastards I've ever encountered.

You haven’t met The Spectrum.

Dear Girls Who Work at Generation: START PUTTING OUT! WE'RE GETTING BLUE BALLS! Sincerely: Hot Freshman Boy English Majors

to R & C\,We’re sex deprived, lonely girls & really enjoy the free, live porn. so tell your roommate to go fuck himself (or us) & hump like bunnies for us! love, the girls that can see in R's window ps- less clothes, more variety

mandy alyssa and kimberly want to be your friends on myspace. chex out their webcams.

Too all the hott Perk's and Clement Cafe girls: we all hate the coffee, but we come to get it everyday to stare at your fine asses....some day we'll all get the courage to ask for your numbers. Keep up the good work!! Signed, -every guy at UB

why not just take the next step and get a pair of sweatpants with the words "cum dumpster" emblazoned on the ass?

Custom lettering is like soooo expensive!

Wanted: A guy who can hold a conversation, who smokes a lot of pot, enjoys having sex, and loves rocking out to notorious big...come find snoopy!!

To Generation: I have written this personal in the hopes that it will, be it for a solitary issue, elevate the abhorrent intellectual quality of your classifieds, which, of course, have deteriorated to the point where even our deplorable campus paper partakes in their ridicule. A Rivederci – Cornelius J. Snootington III

So long and thanks for all the fish!! -dolphin

make money

to the drunk girl at dukes thursday night best walk with a cane bitch nearly got laid out like a omlet.

I seen her.