PERSONALS
Professors... what the hell ever made you think that PowerPoint is a good idea for lectures? They’re hideous to look at and nobody learns anything from them because you fly through them and we can’t copy everything down becuase you write a whole damn textbook on each slide.
Man, there are a lot of ugly people at UB this year.
horny freshman seeking sex.... duh. sick of the same old
personals heres something fresh: HIRE A FUCKIN HOOKER YOU HORNY ASSHOLES!
i graduated 2 years ago but i still eat at the campus cafe to stare at the long island bitches in their uggs! SMOKE A BLUT!1
you cant text message breakup!
to the kid who wiped his ass with a spectrum in fronczak: please go back to NJ where you belong.
Please remember that I looooooooooveeeee yoooouuuuuuu.
It’s good to be back? What? Really?
to the bitches in the back of PSY***, stop talking about all the cock you sucked last night seriously no one cares unless they’re horny--- and willing to debase themselves with you sluts.
Me and you and two dudes, if it’s what you’re into…
I hate the personals.
If you’re bored, check out the spider colony that lives in the walkway between Lockwood and the Student Union. There are like 16 of them, seriously. One of them looked at me through the window.
Just wait til this shit catches on. Taking you by STORM, mufuckers.
Editing? What’s editing?
Two students taken to Michael Hall for first aid after suffering stress at UB Micro. WHAT?
“Jesus Freaks” help me find God!!
Watch out for the anime Spectrum editor pictures, I think they’re forming some sort of superhero alliance up in thurr.
WHO ELSE DOESN’T GET THE SPECTRUM COMIC STRIP PLEASE HELP MEEEEE
Sucks to your ass-mar
When you wipe, do you stand up or do you lean? Think about it…
Looks like a baby rat!
Dear Gen, does love really blow, or just Ben Stiller's movies?
To the hot girl in the CFA: please get lunch with me some day, I'll buy you a grilled cheese and then grill your cheese, if you know what I mean -wink wink-
dear gen, why can't i seem to get any dates
The entire world's population came from six people, you dumb fuck.
Freedom of speech is a universal human right. Just like reading a book while taking a shit
Sexy chocolate momma seeks nerdy asian boy for ass play and math tutoring.
Fuck the police! Smoke a blunt!
Former gov’t worker seeking DISCREET bathroom encounter.
Manhattan kind of is shaped like a penis, like NYC wants to cockfight LI
D34r R. K311z0rz—
<3 tr4pt 1n th4 c10z17. P155 0n m3!!1
Give hickey 2u!-----
W4M: Incoming freshman with fast food fetish looking for tall brunette hottie for LARPing. You be the Burger King, I’ll be Wendy.
Brighten up your school day—got yay
Need to burn a fat blunt—got dubs
Anything u need, coke, x, weed
Catch me in tha bathroom—STALLIIIIIIN!
Come work at Generation. It’s like a fucking festival in here every weekend. We shoot off fireworks and smoke drugs. Kidding! About the drugs anyway...
